"This kid is serious about jesus!"

[Nevilledog]

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[Aristus]

1. Poor kid.

He must have shitbags for parents. Looks like they only feed him the unhealthiest crap they can find.

[chowder66]

2. Mass shooter or serial killer in the making.

[70sEraVet]

5. And/or GOP politician.

[chowder66]

11. No kidding.

[TheBlackAdder]

7. Bet there's not a wild animal or stray cat in the neighborhood.

[chowder66]

10. You're probably right.

[Initech]

3. If someone came to my door with a BB gun expressing fondness for Jesus...

[Solly Mack]

4. WTELAF

whattheeverlovingactualfuck

[Behind the Aegis]

6. Right?!

My husband and I were "pleased" that the JW are now sending personal handwritten notes which can be quickly recycled with no pesky "get off my lawn" conversations! Oh and because I know you will get a kick out of this, I attended a gay pride event today. My own personal experience.

[Solly Mack]

9. Love it!

I have a "No proselytizing" sign on my porch. Works. So far.

[ProfessorGAC]

15. Here's The Line I Used Twice

"God just told me you were coming here. He wants you to know you have this all wrong."
Both times, they left like they were shot out of a cannon.
After the 2nd time, nobody has ever come back.

[Solly Mack]

16. Ha! Crazy works. lol

[TheBlackAdder]

8. Most A/G, JW and COGIC members lean right-wing.

[Elessar Zappa]

12. JW don't vote though, do they?

I thought they didn’t.

[Midnight Writer]

13. Poor kid's been warped by reading books at the school library. Another victim of woke culture.

[sarisataka]

14. He is going to meet Jesus

Sooner rather than later if he keeps that up.