Wanna bet Deathsantis eventually promises to end hurricanes?

[lindysalsagal]

I wouldn't bet against it....

[SheltieLover]

1. With a Sharpie!

[Jarqui]

2. Either that or fly them to Martha's Vineyard ... nt

[Deuxcents]

3. Wanna bet he'll have believers?!

[dweller]

4. He'll just ban

any mention of them in history classes, weather forecasts and emergency broadcasts …


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[doc03]

5. Can't they just nuke them?

[HappyCynic]

6. You're forgetting the obvious tactic

He's going to say he's going to "build the wall" (sea wall, that is) to keep the hurricanes out... especially the ones with Mexican sounding names (like Jose - on the tropical cyclone name list for 2023; or Pablo - listed for 2025).

[sakabatou]

7. By nuking them?

[Walleye]

8. He will figure out how to blame it on Biden. He already set the stage by not calling

[Bristlecone]

10. Beat me to it. He will absolutely accept Fed aid and take credit for it as well

[ultralite001]

9. DS will do everything he can...

to stay ahead of the tidal surge...

That is all...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

11. Cartoon: Ron DeSantis hurricane response...

Link to tweet

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. For this thread

Link to tweet

[crickets]

13. That got a chuckle. Good one. nt