Dear Conservatives They are Cartoons

[rpannier]

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This is to those unhinged conservatives out there who seem to have a problem with reality vs fiction and are believing ideas from 1960s TV series. I wish to start by pointing out that they are cartoons, not documentaries.

To those of you that believe that man and dinosaurs lived together, looking at you Ken Hamm, I am pointing out that you were watching the Flintstones, not a documentary on stone age man. I will readily admit that I did/do like The Flintstones, but I know it was a cartoon, people did not have foot powered cars, mastodon showers, or birds that used their beaks to punch in and out time cards made of rock; so you can stop looking out your windows at night waiting for the Great Gazoo.

Now, moving on, this involves the weather machine. Several years ago, Alex Jones said that tornadoes were caused by Obama's weather machine, because Jones is crazy, and tornadoes in an area close to and within an area called "Tornado Alley" never happens or something; we all have to remember that Alex Jones is carrying the torch of Lyndon La Rouche now
Well, failed Republican congressional candidate, and looney , Laura Loomer has resurrected the weather machine about the hurricane that hit Florida. Because, "Why do these hurricanes only hit red states?" she wondered. Then she let us know that, "We know the government has weather control machines."
Laura, I have news for you, the weather machine was an episode of Underdog, a popular cartoon in the 1960s, that was built by fictional evil genius, Simon Bar Sinister, not a found footage documentary taken on the moon. Yes, the weather machine could create typhoons, and tornadoes, rain, and all sorts of violent weather, but, it wasn't real.
And if it were... California would have no drought

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[2naSalit]

1. When all you have...

To work with are fantasies, all you have to work with are fantasies.

[Hugin]

3. They are not even original fantasies.

At least my delusions are unique.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

6. What about the weather machine gap? What about the Chinese, Russian, and Paraguay weather machines?

It's a good thing the US has a weather machine! Or there would be a huge vulnerability like the 1950s bomber gap and then the missile gap.

[MiHale]

8. Oh...gap...thought you said app...

I got one of those weather app thingys. Shows the weather fine but I can’t find the “control” button. Any help would be appreciated.

[jimfields33]

9. Why don't people ask questions like OK weirdo, if true then how did Florida

Get hurricane Andrew? Florida was a blue state with Lawton child’s a democratic governor and two blue senators and the state voted for Clinton. Why can’t reporters rebut these statements?

[Hugin]

2. The disarrayed liberals have built a weather control machine nobody knows about.

Keep talking.

[rubbersole]

4. Why doesn't anyone know about it?

Did Herschel Walker have a child with it?

[Hugin]

5. Some say George Soros has the receipts.

We’re just asking the questions.

[Just Jerome]

7. DeSantis is The Great Gazoo

In that fighter jock helmet he sports.

[AZLD4Candidate]

10. Yeah, we all know. Democrats employed expert political plumber Inch High Private Eye

Pollster Murphy Brown
Fixer Harvey Birdman, Atty. at Law
Spin Doctor Dastardly and Muttly
Campaign Financier Richie Rich

and

Campaign Guru Yogi Bear because he's "smarter than a average bear."