Another Middle Age Riot tweet:

[tblue37]

Republicans reject math books that teach math, science books that teach science, and history books that teach history, which explains why their version of Christianity has nothing to do with the Bible.

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[Lovie777]

1. K & R . . .

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. Gospel of prosperity

It's on page 95 of the Bible I think.

[Lonestarblue]

6. That camel fitting through the eye of the needle has been erased from the Republican Bible.

And evidently, all those verses calling lying an abomination have also ended up being omitted. But, hey, they were able to use the space to add these new verses (in modern English).


The Book of Revision
Verses:

1 Women shall have no rights but those granted by a father or husband, and even those rights shall be limited to their preordained roles as wives and mothers.

2 Life begins at intercourse. All steps to avoid intercourse and procreation are forbidden once a woman is married. All intercourse forbidden to women before marriage. Men may make their own rules.

3 Marriage is mandatory for all women. No marriage between same sexes will be allowed.

4 No person may exhibit sexual preference for another person of his or her gender. It is an abomination in the eyes of the Republican lords.

5 The Lord has decreed that white males, especially wealthy white males, are superior to all other beings and are the natural rulers of any society.

6 The Lord was confused when he proclaimed that “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.” What the Lord meant was that rich people need to make an incredibly large needle with an eye through which a camel will easily fit. They need money to do this, thus rich people should accumulate wealth to show that God looks on them favorably.

I could go on and on, but enough!

[LiberalLovinLug]

10. Perfect!

[niyad]

3. Exactly.

[calimary]

4. No freakin' shit.

[Evolve Dammit]

5. They have no interest in actually interpreting; only manipulating and revising to their means.

[Cha]

7. Adn, they're Fucking Stupid. nt

[Rhiannon12866]

8. Twitter reply:

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[1WorldHope]

9. Maybe the Old Testament, certainly not the New Testament. n/t

[Hermit-The-Prog]

11. Republicans, Pootineers, Taliban, Islamic Republic of Iran, Nazis, NatCs -- all same, same.

[Wounded Bear]

12. K & R...nt