Sean Hannity Plays Voicemail From His Dad Calling Him A Piece Of Shit To Demonstrate Healthy Father-

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Son Relationship

NEW YORK—Contrasting the message with the one received by Hunter Biden, Sean Hannity reportedly played a voicemail from his dad calling him a piece of shit Monday to demonstrate what a healthy father–son relationship sounded like. “Hey, Sean, it’s Dad—I called you to tell you I hate you and I’ll always hate you,” stated Hannity’s father in the 25-minute recording, which the Fox News host praised as exemplary of the kind of traditional conservative values he was raised with. “You’ll always be a disappointment. You were a shitty kid and are a shitty adult. You are nothing to me. You are less than nothing. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. If I ever see you again, I’ll kill you. That’s a promise.” At press time, Hannity was playing a voicemail from his ex-wife to demonstrate what a successful marriage sounded like.

https://www.theonion.com/sean-hannity-plays-voicemail-from-his-dad-calling-him-a-1849643538

[Blue Owl]

1. Bwahahahahahahaha!

Love it....

[ShazzieB]

2. The Onion!

That figures.

[certainot]

7. damn! you spoiled it! it made perfect sense.

[Enter stage left]

3. I laugh so hard sometimes "The Onion" brings tears to my eyes...

[burrowowl]

4. Long live the Onion!!

[SergeStorms]

5. Almost had me suckered in....

when it got to, "I hate you and I'll always hate you", I said to myself, "Self, there's something amiss here. No father tells his son he'll always hate him".

The Onion, always walking on that razor's edge between truth and farce.

[calimary]

6. Ahhhh, The Onion!

[JonAndKatePlusABird]

8. There was that one time Hannity talked about getting hit by his dad

[Abolishinist]

9. They take on both sides,

but it's always more fun when they're taking on the other!