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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIntroducing the all-new Tesla Model Q.
Introducing the all-new Tesla Model Q: Join the conspiracyDo your own research! Youll find that the Tesla Model Q can go from zero to 60 faster than a Tucker Carlson monologue. With acceleration that powerful, you can be absolutely sure that Jews will not replace you in the fast lane or anywhere else.
Whether youre taking a road trip to the nations capital for an insurrection or just zipping around the corner for pizzagate, feel the pride that comes with knowing youre driving the worlds first luxury coupe specifically designed for a coup. The Model Q overthrows your expectations in every way.
Where we go one, we go all and thats why the Model Q has comfortable seating for the entire family, with plush, deep-state bucket seating. Luxuriate in the feel of the optional lizard-skin interior trim; its the same style worn and shed by the reptilian humanoids that staff the Biden White House!
The storm is coming and youll be prepared with the Model Qs best-in-class handling, which allows you to take hairpin turns in logic with full confidence, regardless of the facts on the ground. And with state-of-the-art sealed indictments muffling engine noise, the cabal wont even know it has been infiltrated. If the worst happens and you do collide with reality, eight standard airbags will make sure that you #SaveTheChildren.
Whether youre taking a road trip to the nations capital for an insurrection or just zipping around the corner for pizzagate, feel the pride that comes with knowing youre driving the worlds first luxury coupe specifically designed for a coup. The Model Q overthrows your expectations in every way.
Where we go one, we go all and thats why the Model Q has comfortable seating for the entire family, with plush, deep-state bucket seating. Luxuriate in the feel of the optional lizard-skin interior trim; its the same style worn and shed by the reptilian humanoids that staff the Biden White House!
The storm is coming and youll be prepared with the Model Qs best-in-class handling, which allows you to take hairpin turns in logic with full confidence, regardless of the facts on the ground. And with state-of-the-art sealed indictments muffling engine noise, the cabal wont even know it has been infiltrated. If the worst happens and you do collide with reality, eight standard airbags will make sure that you #SaveTheChildren.
The Model Q is available now in all white.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/10/14/tesla-qanon-elon-musk-satire/
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Introducing the all-new Tesla Model Q. (Original Post)
speak easy
Oct 2022
OP
$25,000 'Tesla Model 2' or 'Model Q' proposed in 6 designs (not a joke, it actually may be Model Q)
Celerity
Oct 2022
#1
In software, that's called vaporware. How many years has the affordable Tesla been promised?
Hermit-The-Prog
Oct 2022
#10
Celerity
(43,398 posts)1. $25,000 'Tesla Model 2' or 'Model Q' proposed in 6 designs (not a joke, it actually may be Model Q)
https://topelectricsuv.com/news/tesla/tesla-model-2-design-details/#Tesla_Model_2_or_Tesla_Model_Q_FAQs
Most affordable Tesla expected to be a high-riding hatchback
Likely to be designed in China which could be one of its biggest markets
Could come with a low-cost and long-lasting LFP battery pack
Expected to be launched after 2025
Rendering artist Sugarchow imagines the Tesla Model 2 as a compact hatchback. Image Souce: Instagram/sugardesign_1
Most affordable Tesla expected to be a high-riding hatchback
Likely to be designed in China which could be one of its biggest markets
Could come with a low-cost and long-lasting LFP battery pack
Expected to be launched after 2025
Rendering artist Sugarchow imagines the Tesla Model 2 as a compact hatchback. Image Souce: Instagram/sugardesign_1
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,348 posts)10. In software, that's called vaporware. How many years has the affordable Tesla been promised?
Celerity
(43,398 posts)11. Yes, I know, but still it is ironic that one of the possible names is actually Model Q, lolol
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jmowreader
(50,559 posts)5. It's a Washington Post editorial, not a real car
According to the article, it runs not on batteries but on a blend of hydroxychloroquine, ivermectin and adrenochrome.
GoneOffShore
(17,340 posts)7. And it has a special Space Laser Deflection Shield.
Sewa
(1,255 posts)9. Oops! Tesla triggered lol
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GoneOffShore
(17,340 posts)6. For the satirically challenged