Republicans just make up the weirdest make believe cuckoo stuff. If we did that what would we say?

[mahina]

Republicans are aliens? They said that about us.

They abduct children and drink their blood? Oh they said that about us.

The world is actually flat and all this science stuff is just a hoax? Yeah they said that, and raise you the charge of pedophilia.

So what the hell would we make up that would be half as crazy as the shit they’re flinging around.

Not that we want to waste our time but just as a little mental respite…

Did you know that Mitt Romney is flying all the OG Republicans to Mars and they’re being replaced by robots?

Well I heard that this is all just a hologram the Republicans are using to exploit us, gambling on the video game we all think is real.

OK I am now returning to real life in this 50-50 country. Lord help us all, we have got to win this. I’ll stick with reality. Our voters are not lunatics.

[Walleye]

1. Jared Kushner sold state secrets to the Saudis for $2 billion. Oh wait that's true

[mahina]

4. Ya! Maybe we're onto something. Who stole the crazy shit they actually did. I heard ...

Trump told Russia to hack the DNC server and hand over Hillary’s emails to him and they did!

🙌🙌

[msongs]

2. like uncle adolf said, if yer gonna tell a lie tell a big lie. ppl will fall for the big lie easier

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. Sadly, this Party has had their cheese slip from the cracker.

The script has been lost and no one can find it. The dumber it sounds, the more enthusiastic the base is. My mom was an Ike Republican...as were many in her generation. It's sad that the Republicans have debased themselves to the point of electing people like Cruise, Rubio, Gohmert, Jordan, MTG, Boebert...and on and on. It's like they don't give a fuck about the future and would rather be ruled by tyrants that cater to their personal prejudices and hatreds.