A House In Texas Is Allegedly Haunted By 'Sexual' Ghosts Who Talk Dirty

[Nevilledog]

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GAINESVILLE, Texas — No one would confuse a small house on Denton Street in Gainesville for a moving company. But if you do move in, you haul yourself right back out -- and quick.

“It’s like a revolving door,” said Linda Hill, the home’s owner. “The longest anyone stayed in this house was six months.”

Years ago, Hill and her husband bought several homes in the same neighborhood in order to rent them out. The one on Denton Street was the only one that couldn’t keep a stable tenant.

Hill said she and her husband had no idea why. Then, finally, after 10 tenants moved out in less than two years, someone told her husband the house was haunted.
At first, Hill didn’t believe it. “No,” she said. “No. Not at all.”

That changed when she happened to take a shower on the property. Through the curtain, she saw then heard a dark figure whisper "Lookin' good!" at her. At first, she assumed it was her husband -- until a few seconds later, when her husband walked in the bathroom.

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[MLAA]

1. I could live with someone, even, a Ghost, saying 'hey looking good' while I showered.

[Midnight Writer]

2. Yep, must be ghosts. That's the most likely explanation, all right.

[Bayard]

3. Yeah, I hate when that happens

[Ferrets are Cool]

4. Damn, and all mine do is moan.

They must be stuck at 2nd base.

[Ilsa]

5. Id rather they keep up with current events for our

conversations, then release the smut-talk later.

[regnaD kciN]

6. "Hook 'Em Horn-y Ghosts!"

[harumph]

7. Seems like a ploy to get it rented...

[Chainfire]

8. I have lived such a boring life...

I have never seen or heard from a ghost, I have never seen a space alien or the craft he/she/it arrived in, no religious epiphanies, no big-feet, no alligators in a sewer, no mermaids, and I can't tell the difference in con-trails and chem-trails. I must be missing the gene.

[JHB]

9. There, there. Jesus will show up on your toast any day now.

[tanyev]

10. Anybody check the attic?

[roamer65]

11. Makes me wonder if the house used to be a brothel.

Go figure.

Lol.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

12. It's October. Editors are predictable.