GOP candidate who wanted to protect children from progressives arrested for allegedly masturbating

[littlemissmartypants]

GOP candidate who wanted to protect children from progressives arrested for allegedly masturbating near preschool

Alex Woodward

Wed, October 19, 2022, 7:32 PM·2 min read

A Republican candidate who was running for an Arizona college district’s governing board has suspended his campaign after his arrest on a charge of public sexual indecency after he was allegedly caught masturbating near a preschool.

Randy Kaufman was arrested on 4 October but announced the suspension of his campaign on 18 October following media reports of his arrest.

Mr Kaufman, who was a candidate for the board of Maricopa County Community College District, had previously said in a Facebook post that he wanted “children protected [from] the progressive left.”

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“I immediately became alarmed as I saw [Mr Kaufman] had his pants down mid-thigh and was exposed showing his fully erect nude penis,” according to the officer’s account in an affidavit obtained by Law & Crime. “[Mr Kaufman] was manipulating his genitals in a masturbatory manner.”

The officer claimed that Mr Kaufman was in view of a nearby preschool, where children were playing outside.

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https://news.yahoo.com/gop-candidate-wanted-protect-children-233215754.html


❤️ pants

[Phoenix61]

1. You really can't make this stuff up. I feel sorry for the

writers at The Onion.

[elias7]

2. Republicans are all about projection

Whatever they accuse the left of is really what they are all about -

[Blue Owl]

3. "Sir, please put "it" away...."

[TheBlackAdder]

4. I thougt the guy was caught in his car, but dropping trow while standing outside, yikes!

[PlutosHeart]

5. This is frightening and unbelievably sick.

There is obvious connection to his actions and location.

I fear for this Country more than words can express.

[TreasonousBastard]

6. Not that it makes much difference, but just what was he...

jerking off at?

Most guys have video, or at least a magazine, handy to speed things up a bit. Or was it just the kids in the school?

[Hekate]

7. Probably talking so much about saving kids from pervy Dems got him all hot & bothered...

Every accusation is a confession

[Coventina]

9. He was looking at his cell phone. I haven't seen any reporting

on what was on the cell phone, though.

[Mopar151]

8. More defective humans....

The Lower Republicans draw them in like flies on roadkill.

[mockmonkey]

10. Wasn't Tucker Carlson promoting Testicle Tanning?

Perhaps "Randy" was thinking about getting an even tan down there. You can't get a respectable republican tan

to them boys unless you have a "boehner" first.


“I immediately became alarmed as I saw [Mr Kaufman] had his pants down mid-thigh and was exposed showing his fully erect nude penis,”

Saying "fully erect nude penis" seems like overkill but maybe it's to differentiate a fully erect nude penis and an erect penis wearing a custom made Halloween costume?

My Apologies.

[Dorian Gray]

11. It's all

projection with them.

Whatever they're fear-mongering the country about.... they're doing it.

[Botany]

12. Family Values .... playing with yourself as 3 and 4 year old kids can you do it.

Last edited Thu Oct 20, 2022, 09:22 AM - Edit history (1)

“I immediately became alarmed as I saw [Mr Kaufman] had his pants down mid-thigh and was exposed showing his fully erect nude penis,” according to the officer’s account in an affidavit obtained by Law & Crime. “[Mr Kaufman] was manipulating his genitals in a masturbatory manner.”

The officer claimed that Mr Kaufman was in view of a nearby preschool, where children were playing outside.

******

Bet you he is a Christian too.

“Nothing is more important than standing against the Godless/ progressive/ left-wing/ socialist/ marxist/ communist/ Democrat Party Movement to destroy America,” Kaufman posted in July of this year along with subsequent anti-abortion and pro-gun rants.

https://uproxx.com/viral/arizona-republican-candidate-arrested-masturbating-outside-preschool/