Next week in Muskland
Monday: Chief Twit Elon Musk fulfills his pledge and reinstates Trump and all the other RWNJs who’ve been TOS’d since 1/6/21. Trump immediately sends 300 gloating tweets.
Tuesday: Five million liberals cancel their Tesla preorders and 20 million liberals leave Twitter.
Wednesday: Chief Twit Musk says “free speech is more important than money,” refuses to kick Trump back off the service even after Trump tweets a picture of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with arrows pointing to her vital organs overlaid.
Thursday: Tesla announces that money is also important and fires Musk…by tweet. Twitter’s board gives him back his money and gives him five minutes to leave the premises.
Friday: Musk is seen at a Home Depot store asking the appliance clerk, “what’s the biggest refrigerator you have in stock, and how much would it be if all I wanted was the box?”
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