I have it on good authority that Lula won because of....

[brooklynite]

Chinese bamboo ballots smuggled in from Venezuela by the Italian Air Force.

Prove me wrong.

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. You know that's coming.

The problem is, does Brazil have the legal institutions to withstand a RW takeover of the government?

[sanatanadharma]

2. It was the Brazilian expats in Uruguay vote ...

... and Argentina, Paraguay, etc.
The various Brazilians who've left Bolsonaro's barrios

[In It to Win It]

3. I won't

That sounds true.

[iemanja]

4. Somehow those Chinese ballots only made it to the Northeast

rather than the economic heart of the nation, which went for Bolsonaro.

[sop]

5. From The Guardian:

“'It’s fraud without a doubt, they manipulated the count. The armed forces must intervene,' said João Reis, a 50-year-old electrician. And if they don’t? 'The population must take to the streets to demand military intervention so that we don’t hand power over to the communists.'"

[Ocelot II]

6. Wasn't it Dominion voting machines reprogrammed by Jewish space lasers?

[texasfiddler]

7. You are now qualified to sell pillows in Brazil. NT

[OilemFirchen]

8. Nice try.

I am on the controlling board of Klozowitz, Unterman, Goldmann, Ehrenstein and Lubovich (KUGEL), the largest U.S.-based supplier of space lasers under contract with NATO. Following our successful November, 2020 beta test in select U.S. states, we refined our system to meet six-sigma requirements.

Today's Brazilian elections mark our first deployment of Aleph-1-capable equipment. Our mission was successful, in part, as a result of our select deforestation, allowing us to reach heretofore hidden remote regions. A byproduct of this strategy was used to create large inventories of papier-mâché "Surprise Santas", soon to be available worldwide at closeout prices - the first step of our Operation Mass Annihilation of The Shiksas And Hockstetter Sheigetz (MATSAHS).

Stay tuned!

[Mr.Bill]

9. I'm going with smart thermostats

in the room changing the votes.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. I heard that these idiots used TFG's GOTV plan

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