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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDisappointed Trick-Or-Treater Was Really Hoping To Get At Least One Pack Of Fentanyl
KANSAS CITY, MOScouring the bag of candy before throwing it across the room in defeat, disappointed trick-or-treater Olivia Vercetti, 8, told reporters Monday that she was really hoping to get at least one pack of fentanyl this Halloween. Aw, man, everybody was supposed to be giving out rainbow fentanyl this year, and I didnt even get a single pill, said Vercetti, adding that she even examined her haul of candy for any packages that were open or looked tampered with just in case the colorful opioids were hidden inside, but she still came up empty. I was expecting my neighborhood to be flooded with rainbow fentanyl to get kids addicted, and instead I get a box of Whoppers? I cant OD on that!
https://www.theonion.com/disappointed-trick-or-treater-was-really-hoping-to-get-1849654379
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Disappointed Trick-Or-Treater Was Really Hoping To Get At Least One Pack Of Fentanyl (Original Post)
FSogol
Nov 2022
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LetMyPeopleVote
(145,496 posts)1. Why would a drug dealer give away his merchandise ?
This GOP talking point never made sense to me
EYESORE 9001
(25,970 posts)2. The first one's always free, yunno
These wily dealers have a business plan: move into neighborhoods that have lots of trick-or-treaters, distribute candy laced with fentanyl, repeat until kids are hooked, then start charging street price one Halloween when they least suspect it.
RW claptrap seldom stands up to even the barest-of-bones scrutiny.
LetMyPeopleVote
(145,496 posts)9. Killing your customer base is a great business plan
Blue Owl
(50,490 posts)3. Suck it MTG
Lochloosa
(16,068 posts)4. Back in the day, it was LSD....and I never got my free dose.
ret5hd
(20,516 posts)5. And I never got my free flashbacks!!!
I figure the government owes me at least a few dozen trips.
Lochloosa
(16,068 posts)8. They owe me more than that..
stopdiggin
(11,354 posts)6. Yup. struck out here too.
them drug dealers are a bunch of cheap assed bastards!
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dembotoz
(16,826 posts)7. advent calendars...next they will say they are in advent calendars
so only buy the ones with only bible verses from your church
BlueIdaho
(13,582 posts)10. We need to rub the M$M's nose in this mess
The right wing fear machine can go to hell.