(Could one of you real American lurkers please get this to Dear Leader? )
Mr. Trump, sir, it's me again, Zelmo.
On the outside chance that a genius like you doesn't already know this, there will be a FULL lunar---that means "moon", sir---eclipse just after midnight on election day! The earth's shadow is going to slowly cover the entire moon and---get this!---the moon will turn red! It's called a "Blood Moon!"
Is that an event made for your style of campaign or WHAT?
Announce NOW that you have prayed about whether you should seek the White House in 2024 and have asked for some clear sign "from above" that you will turn the country RED again if you run!
The red moon just after election day ends will unquestionably be an easy sell as the "sign from above" you prayed for and wannabes like the Florida Man won't DARE get in your way.
I offer you this suggestion with no strings attached or payment expected---although an ambassadorship would be appreciated. "Nipple" sounds interesting.
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