It seems Valerie Bertinelli et al. may have hit a nerve:

[demmiblue]

Link to tweet

[tanyev]

1. "Oh please don't throw me in that briar patch!"

[Mr.Bill]

2. Making it up as he goes along.

I'm sure he can outsmart every one of the millions of people who use Twitter.

This should go well.

[Baitball Blogger]

3. Lol!

This is rich.

[highplainsdem]

4. Beat me to it! Was just about to post that the chief twit can't stand being twitted,

with all those users changing their name to his.

[Just A Box Of Rain]

5. Then, I'd bet, suspended members can't quit and Musk counts them as "users" when trying to sell ads.

[KPN]

44. Right?! Suspended doesn't mean evicted. Lol.

[samsingh]

6. What about musks bullshit argument about free speech and freedom

[Lars39]

7. Elmo!

oh, how that fits! Lol

[demmiblue]

8. MORE:

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Previously, we issued a warning before suspension, but now that we are rolling out widespread verification, there will be no warning.

This will be clearly identified as a condition for signing up to Twitter Blue.

6:16 PM · Nov 6, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

[NullTuples]

35. STILL MORE:

"Any name change at all will cause temporary loss of verified checkmark" - Elon Musk tweet

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fg6xdaVaYAANHkM?format=png&name=orig

[ShazzieB]

40. Twitter Blue?

That's a new one on me. But then, I haven't really been paying much attention to what goes on over there.

Edited to add: Okay, so I googled and I know what that means now, good luck, Elon, you chipmunk-cheeked, flaming narcissist.

[demmiblue]

9. Kathy Griffin's account has been suspended.

And if you try to look her up in a people search, the first person listed is Elon Musk (the real one).

[highplainsdem]

10. And he just tweeted another rule re names:

Link to tweet

Any name change at all will cause temporary loss of verified checkmark

[demmiblue]

11. What a snowflake.

[highplainsdem]

12. Yep.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

17. Depressed as hell that sign gave me

A chuckle,thanks for that.

[MontanaMama]

36. Wish I could rec this!

[sakabatou]

15. Once again, flying by the seat of his pants.

[SergeStorms]

18. He absolutely is making it up...

as he goes along.

The Head Twit is going to get rid of anyone who doesn't like him. Pledge fealty to Eloon or he'll disappear you forever! 😱

[Emrys]

30. So a humble unticked Twitter account has more freedom than a blue-tick one? n/t

[Coventina]

52. Somebody needs to start a Dolores Umbridge account

"By order of the High Inquisitor..."

[tanyev]

13. "I'm Elon Musk!"

[Efilroft Sul]

24. I am sooo glad I swallowed my drink before I scrolled down and saw this!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

14. This is the totalitarian impulse: First it starts with registering comedians.

Then begins pre-screening of jokes.

Then the totalitarian mollusk requires editing.

Then the eloon will require that the comedian delivers lines he has written.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

20. He should be officially christened Eloon Mollusk.

Calling him by any other name shall result in imprisonment in gritty Jell-O.

[louis-t]

25. "In America, you can always find a party."

"In Russia, Party finds you!"

[dalton99a]

27. +1

[Bernardo de La Paz]

16. Musk is smart:

If there is another way for him to shit in his nest he will find it.

Driving advertisers away and threatening journalists wasn't enough.

Now he insists on registration before you can be licensed to deliver comedy.

[LenaBaby61]

19. I'm not even worried .....

MARK MY WORDS:



That South African asshole is going to have to sell twitter, or outright lose it.

He can't serve twitter and keep Tesla afloat

Can't wait for that day

[KPN]

46. Hell, he can't keep Tesla afloat. Have you read about

the customer/purchaser service, repair and reliability issues Tesla is having? Shiny objects aren’t always or even usually what they seem. There’s a reason his Dad isn’t impressed by him.

[Evolve Dammit]

21. I just wonder why anyone participates in this crap? Do you really need it on top of email/ text/

phone messaging. Same for Facebook and any other "social" media. Could care less and don't feel I'm missing a damn thing.

[KPN]

49. If only we would all feel this way. Social media has fueled division

Zif not created it, in our country/world … and of course, the power seekers will always use something that can do that.

[Evolve Dammit]

51. I can only tolerate so much instant communication. Don't need it. I want a black, rotary phone.

[W_HAMILTON]

22. BUT WHAT ABOUT MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH, HAIR PLANT MAN?

[aggiesal]

23. Is this a promise or a threat? n/t

[niyad]

50. I hear the Dowager Countess speaking, "Do you promise??"

[Bo Zarts]

26. The beatings will continue until morale improves ..

Signed
E. Musk

[plimsoll]

28. I'm sure his proclamation will have unintended consequences.

I mean you can make a long list of things that eLoon Mollusk might be impersonating. A genius, a businessman, a visionary, and if you're really unkind human.

[dalton99a]

29. Summary execution for lese-majeste

All hail Our Supreme Ruler Elon Musk

[Frasier Balzov]

31. Come on. Does Devin Nunes's Cow need to be a real cow?

[JudyM]

32. So, in this case only, truth matters.

[Jim__]

33. Free speech - i.e. all the speech that I approve of.

[demmiblue]

34. Another Elon imposter suspended:

Link to tweet

[rockfordfile]

37. lol imagine Hitler hating on Chaplin's "The Great Dictator"

Oh! that's right he did!. lol

[Justice matters.]

38. Permanently suspended?

I could create an infinite amount of new accounts from all over the world using my VPN app as soon as one would get "permanently suspended" but it would be such a waste of my time that I just quit that asshole's toy yesterday.

That whole "permanently suspended" BS is so childish, so ridiculous.

[Cha]

39. Mock musk at your own risk.. you

might be Kicked Off a Gaslit POS Social Platform run by a maniacal Nazi fan.

[Tommymac]

43. Promise?

[orangecrush]

41. KICK

[KPN]

42. How in the hell did this interpersonal moron become

the wealthiest person on earth? He’s obviously one of those rare evolutionary mistakes that occur within species, like two headed calf’s. Seems we are witnessing the totss ask and complete demise of Twitter in days as opposed to years.

[doc03]

45. WTF did she say or do, for us people that don't give a flying f--k about Twitter?

[Meowmee]

48. She pretended to be the psycho m

And tweeted promotion of dem candidates… someone posted it here.

[Meowmee]

47. Huh

What happened to free speech? Only for psycho fascist billionaires, nazis and bigots I guess, lol

[Montauk6]

53. Like Tony Khan with All-Elite Wrestling...

Billionaires ain’t necessarily brain surgeons.

[hamsterjill]

54. My Twitter!!! My Twitter!!! Mine!!!

You can’t play with my toys!!!

Sounds like a spoiled brat.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

55. Another racist, nasty, snowflake man who our system allowed to amass a fortune so large

that it cannot be just.