Truck covered in flags

[Demovictory9]

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[LakeVermilion]

1. I'm just sayin' that if you can afford a Ram truck and those flags,

you don't have much to bitch about. Obviously, inflation isn't a concern.

[OAITW r.2.0]

4. My primary transportation vehicle - Spring to early Winter, is my 2007 VW Passatt.

125K miles, runs like a champ (2.0L, 6 spd, Turbocharged) - 30 mpg. Owned since 2012. Will outlive me; of that, I am sure.

In the winter and property management (50 acres) , I have a 2018 4WD, Small 6 / RAM that is perfect for my needs. Pretty good cruiser on the road, but 20mpg max. Oh well....would rather drive the Passat.

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. I like how they self-expose. Warning: anti-socialist - wants to kill somebody,

skin color not important. Probably armed and unstable. Engage at your own discretion.

[dalton99a]

3. "I am white trash with money"

[LuckyCharms]

5. Jesus Christ, and these people complain about the price of gas.

There's so much drag on that truck that he probably gets about 30 gallons per mile.

[electric_blue68]

19. Oh! 😂 (makes sense about the drag)

[KarenS]

6. I am happy that the crazies self-identify,,,,

I think it is good to know who they are.

[Wounded Bear]

7. That has to cost him 5-10 miles per gallon...

[keithbvadu2]

8. Put it on the boat flotilla.

[BlueIdaho]

9. Exactly what I was thinking!

[3Hotdogs]

10. The disease has recently been recognized: Anal-Opticalitis.

Symptoms are, having your eyeballs directly connected to your ass, giving you a shitty outlook on life.

[Skittles]

11. YEE HAW!

what a fucking moron

[Xoan]

12. Desparation comes in many flavors.

[Demovictory9]

15. Lol yeah

[odins folly]

13. There appears to be

At least a foot of distance between the top of his head and the top of the inside of the cab. Being in Phoenix the last 22 years I see the a whole bunch of times daily.

(Sung in a crooner’s voice) I’ve, got an exceptionally small penis, and I make up for it with my big lifted dodge truck, yes..I’ve got an exceptionally small penis….

Loud, lifted, obnoxious exhaust and an attitude to match….

[Emile]

14. Proudly displaying his ignorance along with profanity.

[Genki Hikari]

16. I see garbage like that, and my first thought is

So that's how to announce you have the world's smallest micropeen, without actually saying it.

[grantcart]

17. In 2020 I was standing in line at a convenience store in a deeply red

area and two guys were talking and commiserating about the election results. I was feeling good and thought I would join in the fun.

I exchanged glances with the AA woman behind me and we exchanged knowing grimaces. I turned to the grief stricken cowboy in front of me and here is the exchange:

Me: "it's your fault"

Cowboy: "What do you mean it's my fault?"

Me: "You got a pickup truck?"

Cowboy: "Yeah"

Me: "How many Trump flags you hoist?"

Cowboy: "Three"

Me,"There you go. You could have got 9 big ones in the bed and 4 small ones on each bumper and 2 on each mirror. Here Trump is giving his all and you failed to commit, I mean REALLY commit. There are a million guys just like you and if you and all the guys like had really committed it would have made a real difference."

He just looked down and realized that I was right that he didn't really commit all the way and went to the counter bearing the weight of history on his shoulders.

I turned around to the woman behind me. She covered he mouth with her hand but her shoulders were shaking as she tried to suppress a loud laugh. Her eyes sparkled and there were little tears of mirth and joy forming and she used he other hand to wipe her cheeks.

I told her it only works on them because you use their own logic on them.

[Demovictory9]

18. And he had no idea you were being sarcastic..lol

[electric_blue68]

20. I Love it!!!!! 😂 👍