"We hate to break it to you here, but stuffing a firearm

[Historic NY]

in your holiday bird for travel is just a baste of time"

[link:https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/airline-news/2022/11/09/gun-stuffed-inside-chicken-tsa-airport/8315881001/|]

[ProfessorGAC]

1. Yeah, Because Everyone Knows....

...that a chicken is the ideal way to block x-rays.

[secondwind]

2. LOL

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

3. Gee, TSA, I mis-heard when they told me to bring a PULLET for dinner, my bad. nt

[Takket]

4. What the cluck???

I’d also like to speak here about food poisoning and how to safely store raw meat but I’m guessing the person that did this was a few drumsticks short of a barbecue.

[Historic NY]

5. Last year a brought a frozen turkey breast in a carry on

the TSA were laughing in the terminal, I had gone through and was waiting for the bag to process, he yells back to me is that a turkey, yeah the free one from Shoprite. I told my relatives I'd bring the turkey. That hilarity continued. We had a nice dinner in florida.

[Solly Mack]

6. He ran afowl of the law.

[NickB79]

7. Imagine someone pointing a loaded chicken at you

I'd die from laughter before he fired a shot.

[Blue Owl]

8. Another one of those magazine recipes

[VGNonly]

9. Was it loaded for birdshot?

[Kennah]

10. Poorly played game of chicken