Herschel Walker speaks a mile a minute about vampires and werewolves:

[tblue37]

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I’ve pretty much watched every Herschel stump appearance for a year. While this gibberish is nothing new, him speaking a mile a minute like this I have not heard before. Curious.

Aaron Rupar
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"I don't know if you know, vampires are cool people, are they not?" -- Herschel Walker's speeches are somehow even less coherent than his TV appearances. Like, what is this.

[SheltieLover]

1. Responding to internal stimuli?

[Hortensis]

15. Responding to script: Fear the BLACK, anti-Christian, child-trafficking

Democratic candidate. Even blood sucking.

As I said in another post, pretty good trick to have a black man depict another black man as the racists' epitome of the Giant Black Threat AND a Christian minister as one of the demonic child-trafficking Democratic elites.

Classic tactic, come a long way from the Willie Horton ad. But racist fear is always the message.

[debm55]

17. Willie Horton and even OJ had his skin made darker on the cover of Time mag.

[Hortensis]

19. Umhm. Another enduring tactic.

vhttps://mediaproxy.salon.com/width/600/

[debm55]

21. Hortensis, did you ever see the silent film Birth of a Nation? The depictions of former slaves

reminds me of what some Southern whites think of Walker, In a way I feel sorry for him-he is being used by the Repug.Establishment
laughed at by racist whites and doesn't seem to realize it. Don't get me wrong, I am behind Warnock. But what they are doing to Walker, in a way is sad.He is mentallly incapable of doing the job.And it seems like the people are laughing at him not with him.

[Hortensis]

27. He's certainly being used, all right. But I'm sure he's using them also.

Let's face it, Deb, becoming a U.S. senator, being by far the most powerful and important person almost everywhere you go, surrounded by people eager to be used, is the gold-ring gig of a lifetime. He knows that.

I'm sure he didn't compose that little "masterpiece" of racist slime he's performing -- that's a very professional piece; but he knows exactly what it's about and he's doing a profefssional job of putting it over.

We're from Georgia. This is a guy who both obtains abortions AND promises to help make abortion to save the life of a mother illegal -- to get elected. His past was full of slimy behaviors to promote himself and make money long before tRump or anyone else invited him to run for office. And of course he became a Republican all on his own and helped elect tRump.

These are all HIS decisions. I feel sorry for US. WE need protection from him and them.

Btw, he's started and owned/owns various businesses over the decades. And, he's just gone after the RNC for not giving him a bigger cut of the donations they raised by invoking his senate race. Sure. Recurring business issue for someone with years of experience negotiating his rate for celebrity spokesman gigs.

[debm55]

30. Thank you for the informative post, Hortensis.

[debm55]

31. Thank you for the informative post, Hortensis.

[jcgoldie]

39. This was my first thought - Uncle Remus

He's playing on the uncle remus stereotype in an attempt to appeal to some African Americans and seem harmless to racist whites simultaneously.

[tanyev]

2. Ooh, did he just watch all the Underworld documentaries?

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. amphetamines? (haven't clicked to tweet or vid)

[Iggo]

7. When you stay up all night, you do meet some pretty cool vampires.

I’m just saying.

[Fiendish Thingy]

4. Has he been hanging out with Don Jr? Nt

[regnaD kciN]

5. Somebody tell Glenn Beck...!

[LakeArenal]

6. I long for Dec 6.

[debm55]

8. Maybe it's one of his other personalities? He is coming across as a racist of his own people,

talking fast and using slang, I guess that's what the people in Georgia want. A self loathing black man playing up to the white man and the white racist crowd loving it.

[Tommy Carcetti]

9. For those of you desiring to see a transcript, enjoy:

"I’m gonna tell you to keep the faith. I was here watching a stupid movie late at night, hoping it get better, but it don’t get better, but you keep watching it anyway. Cause the other night—the other night, I was watching this movie, I was watching this movie called Fright Night, Freak Night, Some Type of Night. But it was about vampires. I didn’t know if you knew vampires are cool people, are they not? But I’m gonna tell you something I found out. A werewolf could kill a vampire. Did you know that? I didn’t know that. So I don’t want to be a vampire anymore. I want to be a werewolf. But then, anyway. As I was watching this movie, and let me tell you how stupid it is, cause it’s one in the morning. So I’m watching my TV, of these kids watching their TV of a vampire killed on their TV. Now you know that’s kind of stupid but I’m still watching though. As I’m watching this show, what was funny these kids had a vampire in their attic, at their house. So they were watching their TV, now I’m watching my TV and they watching their TV, and they see the vampire killed on that TV. So they win this contest to bring this actor--now you all have to stay with me--bring this actor who’s a vampire killer from that TV to get rid of this real life vampire in that attic. So this actor comes to their home. He got all the right stuff. He got all the right stuff, cause you gotta have the stake, you gotta have the thing that kill them in the heart. And he got a necklace of garlic, cause that work. I don’t know what it does, but it work. You gotta have a cross, cause it burn. I know that work. And then all of a sudden—this was what was so funny about it—as they’re walking through the house, this—the—this guy got the holy water. He blessing the house. This actor, now he’s all fake. He’s blessing the house with his holy water. They walk upstairs and this vampire, looking real good in this black suit. Whoa, that sounds like Senator Warnock, doesn’t it? Looking all good in this black suit, floated from the ceiling. He floated from the ceiling looking good and cool. And I’m thinking, whoa, they better get out of that house. If somebody pull from your ceiling, get out of that house, that’s not your house. But as he floated from the ceiling, the kid jumped behind their hero. As they’re jumping behind their hero, the guy jumping in front of them with his holy water threw it on the vampire’s forehead. He covered his eyes, and he took his hand away. He started laughing. And he said, 'That don’t work.' He took that cross and he put in on the vampire’s forehead. And the vampire, he didn’t even do anything. He said, 'That don’t work.' But that’s the way it is in our life. It doesn’t work unless you got faith. Any time us has faith. We gotta have faith in our fellow brother. You gotta have faith in this country. You have faith in this—in elected officials. And right now that’s the reason I’m here."

[debm55]

11. Thank you, Tommy. And that is what he says on his rally stomp. JFC

[Xavier Breath]

18. If your uncle started rambling like this

at Thanksgiving dinner, the family would huddle outside and agree to chip in and secure a room for him at Sunnybrook Acres. In Trump's America it gets you a Republican nomination and a legitimate shot at a Senate seat. Jesus.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

26. Republicans just want bodies in seats, doing as they're told. Thinking takes place at Koch, Inc.

[Walleye]

10. Somebody slipped some dextroamphetamine into his Gatorade.Who knows what steroids he takes

Definitely drug induced. They’re probably having a hard time keeping him interested

[debm55]

12. Walleye, or under stress another personality is manifesting itself.

[Walleye]

13. Oh that could be true, people talk fast when they get scared and desperate

He doesn’t seem to have much mental discipline at all. I guess he thinks that relating a horror movie plot is kind of like Jesus telling a parable.

[edhopper]

14. Fright Night

either the original or the remake. Both good horror flicks.

[DFW]

16. AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!

I saw Herschel Walker with a dictionary in his hand
Walking through the streets of Atlanta in the rain
He was looking how to spell "Washington"
He has some trouble reading, so he looked in vain

AHOOOOOOOOO, Herschel of Georgia
AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHOOOOOOOOO, Herschel of Georgia
AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[milestogo]

28. Once when I had oldies radio on in my car

they played that song. My dog was in the back seat and he started howling along with the werewolf chorus. I was laughing so hard it was difficult to drive.

[DFW]

29. I would have had difficulties myself!

Great story!

[agingdem]

20. Herschel is Donald Trump without the "polish"..

a thuggish inarticulate know-nothing buffoon with no sense of shame...confident in his ignorance, convinced his verbal vomit is liquid gold..

[KLRIQ2]

22. My first impression was parody....

Like bad lip reading, "save a pretzel for the gas jets", this is "real" real?

[tblue37]

25. Deafie here--I depend a lot on lipreading. He really is saying this nonsense.

[Celerity]

23. Fucking assclown minstrel show for white christofash nationalism. I DESTEST Walker.

Like I have said multiple times, as a black woman, every time I see this poundland Uncle Ruckus on roids spew nonsense, I envision tens of millions of white trash MAGAts vicariously screaming the n-word.

GRRRRRRRRR

[debm55]

24. Celerity, I agree with you. As I posted up thread, they are laughing at him not with him . He

doesn't seem to notice. In that respects, it is almost like a minstrel show to the delight of the racist MAGA's In some respect I feel sorry for him-he is not capable of making a decision let alone be a Senator.

[Deep State Witch]

32. He Would Fit In Perfectly

With the vampires on "What We Do in the Shadows." They're all stupid, too.

[Kaleva]

34. Not all that stupid. Some of them opened up an Airbnb.

Rather then going out at night to hunt, the paying victims came to them. I imagine that none of the guests lived long enough to write a review.

[Kaleva]

33. MSM needs to press candidates about their views about vampires and werewolves.

How can we as voters make informed decisions if this isn't talked about?

[Shellback Squid]

35. Fright Night, with Roddy McDowall

[Jack the Greater]

36. Herschel Walker seems not to be as stupid as he is made out to be here.

[LymphocyteLover]

37. Yes... but he's no great intellect and there *IS* something wrong with him

Part of it is his mental illness and constant lies and hypocrisy ... but there's something else off about him.

[CatWoman]

38. you're right

he's even stupider

[Tom Rinaldo]

40. An unedited 30 second clip would make a great campaign ad for Warnock

Seriously, just footage of Walker like this without a voice over or intro or attempt to put it into any context, followed by the simple statement "I approve of this ad" by Warnock. Nothing else. Let it sink in.