Meme from Mastodon:

[applegrove]

🤣

[underpants]

1. That's funny

[Tanuki]

2. Lauren never read John 10:30

"I and the Father are one."
(Or maybe she doesn't know that "I" is a pronoun).

[applegrove]

4. Good catch.

[BOSSHOG]

3. I never introduce myself in the third person either

However I do introduce conservatives as ignorant haters with no concern for the poor, destitute and hungry. If I used a pronoun in describing a conservative, I really dont give a fuck.

[applegrove]

5. Tell us how you really feel Boss!

[BOSSHOG]

6. I'm shy and bashful

And have a hard time opening up.

Argh, argh.

Love y’all. Time for the old man (me, third person) to go to bed.

Love my country, ergo I’m extremely not fond of the other (secret code for conservatives)

[applegrove]

9. Ha ha ha!

[calimary]

7. HAH! Took me a moment!

But by Jove He did!

LOL!

[plimsoll]

8. I thought it was a mustard seed.

So, did he introduce himself as a condiment?

[applegrove]

10. Parable of the mustard seed:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_Mustard_Seed

[plimsoll]

11. Luke 13:18

the Parable of the mustard seed. He's explaining the kingdom of heaven, that starts small (Christ) and will grow into the largest bush (the church).

[applegrove]

12. Thanks.

[plimsoll]

13. There's an anecdote from a Lollard heresy trial.

I can't find an actual reference, but supposedly when asked about the host someone said it reminded him of mustard.

[applegrove]

14. Do you mean host as in the bread? I can't remember

Sunday school so well and only read the Old Testament as an adult, not th New.

[plimsoll]

17. Yes, trying to be polite.

[soldierant]

15. I suppose Aramaic must have had pronouns

but you can't prove it by me. The only ancient languages I know are Latin and Greek (yes, both have pronouns.)

[applegrove]

16. I am "thy" and "thow"!!! No I'm not. I'm "she" and "her".

[sakabatou]

22. I'm sure it had to.

How else are you going to convey different persons (first, second, and third)?

[soldierant]

23. Verb conjugations

can step in for much of that. But, yeah, not all

[Irish_Dem]

18. Why is the GOP so threatened by pronouns?

So many serious issues facing the US and the world.

And the GOP is fixated on pronouns.

[applegrove]

19. Because they don't want to implement policies that make lives

better, and they don't want to run on policies that make the average American's life better. So they run of culture issues and "other" people.

[Irish_Dem]

20. Yes anything to divide, create chaos and hatred.

Even if it makes them look silly.

[sakabatou]

21. She does know that Jesus use "I" as a pronoun, right?