I wrote a letter to Santa yesterday!

[imanamerican63]

I told him that all I wanted for Christmas, was indictments for Trump and his goons! I told him he needs to deliver them before Christmas too! I told that all of the good little boys and girls of America would leave him plenty of milk an cookies out if he does want I want! T’is the season!🌲🌲🌲


I hope that’s not a bribe?

[judesedit]

1. Lol, that's easy. I asked him to bring about world peace

I know many of his elves are trying like hell to make it happen, but it's gonna be awhile

[nuxvomica]

4. IKEA is now offering World Peace

But you have to take it home in a box, and put it together yourself using complicated instructions. Step 1: throw away all the tools.

[pandr32]

8. LOL!

[Throck]

2. FYI Santa is lactose intolerant.

[Conjuay]

3. note back from Santa:

What kind of cookies?

[Tommymac]

5. I wrote one too and am sending it via Overnight Mail.

Told Santa that I want an early gift in my Advent Calendar Punchboard: I want Reverend/Senator Warnock to defeat the brain addled Walker dude in Georgia.

That's all.

[Prairie_Seagull]

6. For that outcome, I would full on bribe him.

Cash money next to a nice glass of wine. I would be ok with the inevitable lump of coal.

[twodogsbarking]

7. A world where people treat everyone like their best friend.

That would fix as much as can be fixed.

[fightforfreedom]

9. Did you ask him to run over Trump with his sled?