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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump's Trading Cards Are Creating an Existential Crisis For Me
Because now I'm almost certain we're actually living in a simulation, because this can't possibly be real.
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underpants
(183,692 posts)Last edited Thu Dec 15, 2022, 02:09 PM - Edit history (1)
Digital too.
Beetwasher.
(2,991 posts)Good lord!
C_U_L8R
(45,102 posts)That boom went bust months ago.
UTUSN
(71,103 posts)speculating that he was going to get himself in as Speaker. Reason prevailed to the effect that the Speaker role is too much work for him.
Beetwasher.
(2,991 posts)Nothing would drag the GOP down quicker than that, but this is almost better in an utterly depraved, surreal and tragically comic way. I couldn't have ever in a million years come up with this idea. Whoever actually thought of this and sold it to Trump is one sick, demented puppy.
H2O Man
(74,042 posts)Beetwasher.
(2,991 posts)And thats how they got to Trump. Whoever that person is, got paid upfront and is now a ghost. At least thats how Id do it. Genius. Wish Id thought of it. Make a cool mil or two for some bad photoshop. Damn. Nice gig.
Blue Owl
(51,405 posts)zuul
(14,636 posts)Okay, there is something wrong with that. They are indeed lame.
global1
(25,418 posts)Deep State Witch
(10,653 posts)I've also heard "BrokeMan".
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)"Shouldn't you be saving your nickels and dimes to buy your hero's digital trading cards?"
mercuryblues
(14,620 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,382 posts).
When it's present opening time, send them that link.
That's all they get.
After an initial look of bewilderment and a small laugh, they'll realize that's all they're getting for $100. If you present limit is $200, get them two.
They will even acknowledge that Trump scammed them out of money. Nothing tangible, just an image, and not even an exclusive 1 owner image, but one that a thousand other rubes will have.
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Aristus
(66,903 posts)"......Ah jes' always vote r'publican, I guess......"
inthewind21
(4,616 posts)Looks like the Tangerine Twatt Waffle has been relegated to taking business advice from Melania. She tried this NFT grift too. She bombed! in spectacular fashion!
https://news.artnet.com/market/did-melania-trump-buy-her-own-nft-2071931
jcgoldie
(11,688 posts)WTF do you do with a "digital trading card?" I mean seriously ... if it didnt feature the dumbest most vile scum on earth that makes you want to gouge out your eyes with a potato peeler... like what would you do with it anyway?
Beetwasher.
(2,991 posts)You stare at it. But you can't even put it on your wall (vomit!), because it's digital. It has no value. The only one who will make money is Trump. I'll bet he'll even stiff the digital artist or whomever made these god-awful things and some rubes will pay for them, but really, how much could he conceivably make? This is a desperate move here for quick cash grab. He must be in some serious financial trouble.
Torchlight
(3,687 posts)or Pet Rocks are to hardscaping. Just another weird product marketed by the weird, for the weird and directly to the weird.
To add insult to injury, according to my comic book collector co-worker, Chick tracs are a hot, insider commodity in this hobby-world.
I'll never really understand people, and I'm pretty happy about that.
John Ludi
(589 posts)we are and it isn't.
ProfessorGAC
(66,239 posts)Even though this seems fairly clear evidence that it is.
Beetwasher.
(2,991 posts)Questioning reality a bit too often, with no substances involved!
Happy Holidays to you and your family old friend!
ProfessorGAC
(66,239 posts)Going to be a very low key holiday.
My wife's friend of 55+ years (and college roommate) is in hospice dying of cancer. It doesn't look like she'll make it another week.
My Wife won't be in the most festive mood this year, even as much as she loves Christmas time.
Some things we don't get to control.
Beetwasher.
(2,991 posts)Sorry to hear that, that's rough around the holidays. Hope you can still find some time to enjoy!
ProfessorGAC
(66,239 posts)In her sleep. So, there's that.
My wife has plans with friends today, so I think she'll be ok.
Beetwasher.
(2,991 posts)At least she died peacefully, condolences to you and your wife, hope you guys still have a nice holiday!
LetMyPeopleVote
(147,659 posts)underpants
(183,692 posts)Attempting to sell NFTs right after the FTX ponzie scheme was exposed?......beyond terrible timing.
I for one wouldnt give my hard earned money to buy a digital product like this......and in this economy?......wow
SAD!
> Hes a Trickster that Boy ! <
Yes, indeed. And we are the ones being tricked.
I keep thinking back to something Rush Limbaugh said that was truly prophetic. He said the left could not separate Trump from his supporters, the media could not separate Trump from his supporters, and the Never Trumpers and the GOP Establishment could never separate Trump from his supporters. Rush said only Trump could ever alienate those who followed him and lose their trust.
And that is exactly what is happening right now
I doubt theres anyone left around him who can be honest with him. He is surrounded by grifters and hangers-on. Theyre probably telling him how awesome this is.
tanyev
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Prairie_Seagull
(3,396 posts)But hell they are still drinking from last night.
What a mondo idiot.
leftyladyfrommo
(18,924 posts)over the line and this is amazing
Sweet Jesus
zuul
(14,636 posts)Dorian Gray
(13,587 posts)H2O Man
(74,042 posts)I can't stop laughing ..... the cards are fucking hilarious, but the comments on DU threads are even funnier.
Xoan
(25,330 posts)Oh SHIT!!!
SKKY
(11,914 posts)...watch the episode "The Waldo Moment" and tell me if it reminds you of anyone.
Solly Mack
(90,919 posts)Beetwasher.
(2,991 posts)And hes selling fucking cards. Not even real cards. For $99 each!! He was actually President. And hes a Russian asset. I could go on. This is reality? Sorry, Id be nuts not to question it.
Solly Mack
(90,919 posts)Lucky, I guess.
You're not nuts, and this is reality. Scary, ain't it?
I miss when the absurd was funny.
Beetwasher.
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David__77
(23,796 posts)The post-war (WW2) era is definitely over.
Initech
(100,431 posts)Trump literally has the intellect of a 5 year old. It is truly insane that that's how he pictures himself. And his moronic followers eat this shit up.