Has anyone seen Sununu?

[chieftain]

Did they have to call him back from the Vatican where he thought he was going to be ambassador?

[jsaro]

1. His head exploded

No schrapnel, though -- turns out it was empty!

[Squinch]

2. He was put somewhere where the sununu doesn't shine.

I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.

[MADem]

5. You WIN THE THREAD!!!! nt

[Squinch]

14. Thanks!

[Kookaburra]

3. Shhhhh -- he can only be called by saying his name 3 times.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. He exploded like Mr. Creosote.

His aides are collecting bits of blubber and suet as we speak.

[AzDar]

6. Su-no-no. And I hope it stays that way...

[Rambis]

7. Japanese Whaling fleet is out

[11 Bravo]

8. Hard to tell. It might have been a road-kill iguana that escaped from a local petting zoo.

[mysuzuki2]

9. He was accidentally caught outside when the sun came up.

His body turned into a pile of ash when the rays hit him.

[Lint Head]

10. If You Knew Sununu

If you knew Sununu, like I know Sununu
Oh! Oh! Oh! What a ass
There's none so gassy
As that big assy,
Oh! Oh! Holy Moses, what an assy
We went voting, he didn't balk
Back from Yonkers
I'm the one that had to walk
If you knew Sununu, Like I know Sununu
Oh! Oh! What an ass

Sung to the tune of "If You Knew Susie" apologies to Eddie Cantor.

[trof]

12. I admire anyone who knows who Eddie Cantor was.

[Silent3]

11. I thought it was your turn to watch him. n/t

[chieftain]

16. No, the ah I was assigned to watch was Giuliani. n/t

[BeHereNow]

13. He turned back into the cockroach he really was and is living behind a kitchen wall in Oakland.

We can all hope the landlord responds quickly with some pest control.
BHN

[HopeHoops]

15. Fortunately not. He's a fuckwad.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

17. He went in for a facelift but the doctor mistook his ass for his face

and cut off his balls, thinking they were just part of his sagging chin.

[JI7]

18. Jack Welch also, i guess the Senile vote was too small to win for romney

[tledford]

19. Another irrelevant fossil. eom