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Royal Crescent ahead of Coronation -- WARNING: This article contains an image of the damage done
Pranksters have mown a giant penis into a famous 'perfect lawn' on one of Britain's most exclusive streets - just days before a Coronation party there. Residents of the posh Royal Crescent in Bath were stunned to see the large phallus on the grass outside their homes today.
The large willy appeared overnight in the Somerset spa town but no-one knows why or who is responsible. It appeared just two days before a large Coronation party is planned for the grounds of The Royal Crescent.
The street is know globally for a "perfect lawn'' surrounded by a crescent of posh homes from the 18th century. On Saturday the Royal Crescent is hosting a Georgian-themed 'Grand Coronation Party'.
Its flyer says: ''Celebrate the 300th anniversary of the Georgian era. Decorate your own regal crown, watch demonstrations on royal fashion and visit the Georgian Cook cooking up delicious recipes in the kitchen.'' https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/vandals-mow-giant-penis-royal-26843122
littlemissmartypants
(22,884 posts)Hekate
(91,055 posts)Captain Zero
(6,870 posts)Trump heading back to the States they probably have a huge press conference over at their place.
Hekate
(91,055 posts)speak easy
(9,345 posts)sorry ...
Trueblue1968
(17,250 posts)lapfog_1
(29,244 posts)or... possibly re-sod the outline... but that might still leave some sign of it.
Hekate
(91,055 posts)The Wandering Harper
(69 posts)if you're gonna have a giant lawn like that, least you could do is have some art in it
Trueblue1968
(17,250 posts)femmedem
(8,213 posts)roamer65
(36,748 posts)What a dick!
BlueWaveNeverEnd
(8,201 posts)nilram
(2,895 posts)Owners probably have their house managers attend to it.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,421 posts)An entire house in it goes for about £5 million: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/house-prices/bath/royal-crescent/
róisín_dubh
(11,803 posts)(In Bath generally, or that specific place).
Wonder what she was up to yesterday 🤔
Violet_Crumble
(35,992 posts)shanti
(21,675 posts)always makes me want a Violet Crumble, yum!
róisín_dubh
(11,803 posts)🙄
I too am Irish.
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)edbermac
(15,952 posts)Maybe Camilla did it.
ShazzieB
(16,675 posts)And I can't help imagining Austen's genteel characters pursuing their genteel activities in proximity to that. Too funny!
Lars39
(26,120 posts)that has wonderful drone footage of bath.
LetMyPeopleVote
(146,018 posts)Beetwasher.
(2,987 posts)I swear.
Trueblue1968
(17,250 posts)Beetwasher.
(2,987 posts)I mean come on, it's so childish, I would never do something like that.
Sky Jewels
(7,203 posts)boston bean
(36,228 posts)shanti
(21,675 posts)I always wondered what this particular group of buildings was called and where.