Know what Sheldon Adelson needs?

[Snarkoleptic]

A caption!

[oldhippydude]

1. cant look at him without thinking Auric Goldfinger...

would be a classic Bond villain

[left on green only]

2. How about "Soon to be Incarcerated"

[Snarkoleptic]

3. I'm trying to read this tweet from Hillary, but keep fixating on the damned bandage.

[Panasonic]

4. *DING* YOU HAVE BEEN INDICTED - LOVE, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

Please report to the nearest U.S. Marshal's office for processing within 24 hours. Failure to do so will be an additional charge of failing to abide a government order, that is a $1 billion fine or 50 years in prison or both.

[Zoeisright]

5. Dear Sheldon,

We hate your guts!

Signed,

America

[spanone]

6. shelly, thanks for the dough, see u in 4 yrs, kkkarl

[Warpy]

7. I was thinking a battery acid enema.

However, 10 years or so of prison food would accomplish the same thing.

He looks like he's sending a text to someone to get Rove whacked.

[pacalo]

8. Hillary tweet: "Hey, Bozo, you blew $50 million & all you have to show for it is a bad hair job?"

[charlyvi]

9. CNN says he spent 53 million in the 2012 election

And he got squat for it. Heh.

[Marrah_G]

10. A diaper change?

[Snarkoleptic]

11. ...and when Adelsons lower button finally gave way,

if flew onto the stage causing a tragic chorus line slip-and-fall pileup.
He lost his fortune in the ensuing litigation and now spends his days broke and muttering about cheap Chinese clothing.

[2naSalit]

12. From the look on his wife's face...

I'd say he's muttering something like, "Just a minute, cupcake. I just gotta get that fat-head Rove contract taken care of. then..."

OR

"There, that oughta take care of that swindling Rove clown! Nobody's a bigger swindler than me, dammit!"

[beac]

13. The cast of "Wayne's World" at their 50th reunion. n/t

[Mr.Bill]

14. I feel sorry for his wife.

No I don't - almost had you there, didn't I?

[Snarkoleptic]

15. Miriam's thought bubble- "When's this old fart gonna kick it?"

[Raine]

16. "That little POS Rove screwed me over!" nt

[corneliamcgillicutty]

17. A HEAD TRANSPLANT?

[muntrv]

18. "Hey Sheldon? This is Karl Rove! Can you spare just a few more dollars?"