Beckwatch: Glenn Is Buying Farmland

[unhappycamper]

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Beckwatch: Glenn Is Buying Farmland
By Kevin Tully
November 11, 2012 at 16:58:10

Glenn is really frightened and compelled over the outcome of the elections. He is going to take all the money he has made in gold over the last few years and buy farmland. At first it was speculated that he was going to raise sugar beets or GMO rhubarb, now it appears he is going to raise pale idiot.

Glenn is really frightened and compelled over the outcome of the elections. He is going to take all the money he has made in gold over the last few years and buy farmland. At first it was speculated that he was going to raise sugar beets or GMO rhubarb, now it appears he is going to raise pale idiot.

~snip~

Glenn knows this, he is a smart guy, that's why at the end of his sermon on farming he suggests that his followers buy guns and ammo. The farming stuff was pure bologna. He really just wanted to talk about guns. He knows his people can't and won't buy farmland but they will buy guns and ammo. My read of the Right Wing election and post election rhetoric is that, knowing they have become the minority -- they want revolution of some sort. Glenn and all the rest are trying to start it.

We all know this is like Gumby in charge of the Normandy Invasion. Glenn sees himself as Patrick Henry or Paul Revere. It's all so ridiculous, however if you look closely this spring you will see the tender little pointy heads of pale idiot poking through the prodigiously manured ground around your town. Watch your step.

[hobbit709]

1. "Going to raise pale idiot"

[Coyotl]

2. Does this mean my FB newsfeed will say "Glenn has a black sheep."

Or, "Please help Glenn by sending him some manure."? Cuz I can do that

[justiceischeap]

3. Next on Doomsday Preppers: Glenn Beck.

[jp11]

7. There is a lot of money to be made off of people's fears

as Doomsday Preppers, Doomsday bunkers and just about anything from the RW shows.

[justiceischeap]

12. I actually watched a marathon of this show yesterday

and I couldn't help but think how sad all these people are. Especially the one's with small children. They are making the kids paranoid about things they have no control over.

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. Maybe Shit-fer-Brains' "Prairie Chapel Ranch" is available.

I couldn't find a definitive answer on whether it was sold or not. It'd be perfect for Beck -- a former pig farm, and near his soulmate Turd Nugent.

[JHB]

5. Somehow a chicken ranch seems most appropriate...

...on a number of levels.

[Liberal In Texas]

6. Why does the song from "Green Acres" keep running through my head

when I see Beck is buying farm land?

[gholtron]

8. This pic says it all.

http://twitter.com/VanJones68/status/267472366693654528/photo/1

[lpbk2713]

9. BecKKK is a gloom and doomsday schlepper.

If he had a brain he'd take it out and play with it.

[Revolutionary Girl]

10. I thought the conventional wisdom on Beck was that

he's nothing but a stuntman who doesn't actually believe the crazy he spews but does it for publicity and popularity. I confess I'm inclined to this viewpoint simply because I find it hard to believe anyone could really be that insane, but I admit that's probably naive of me.

[Javaman]

11. beck needs the land to grow his $130 jeans. LOL nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

13. Let me guess. It's a ranch just outside Waco, Texas.

I wouldn't be surprised.

[dionysus]

14. they grow pale idiot on Bullshit Mountain

[Le Taz Hot]

15. Farm work is back-breaking work.

Even WITH help, you're talking 16 hour days, 7 days a week. He hasn't a clue, but then again, he never did.

[BobbyBoring]

16. I Hope

The farm land he buys is in Paraguay or somewhere out of the US!

[no_hypocrisy]

17. Hope his water supply is fracked.

[dionysus]

18. .