Trump Aides Want Him to Focus on DeSantis' Penis

[RandySF]

THIS IS HOW petty and aggressively stupid the 2024 GOP presidential primary has become: several close aides and allies to Donald Trump want to challenge Ron DeSantis to a literal dick-measuring contest.

It wouldn’t be the first juvenile move by Team Trump in this young primary season. Already, Trump has suggested that DeSantis, his chief rival, might be secretly gay. He’s gone after DeSantis over pronunciation of his own last name. He has claimed to have salacious dirt on Florida’s governor, that he might release during the primary. Recently, Trump’s campaign went after one of DeSantis’ top aides, apparently insulting her physical appearance.

Now, some of Trump’s longtime advisers are even urging him to continuously make reference to the size of DeSantis’ penis, telling him such insults could stick with GOP primary voters and mess with his rival’s head, two sources with knowledge of the matter tell Rolling Stone. Trump’s team discussed having Trump refer to the Florida governor as “Tiny D,” Bloomberg reported in March. While some understood it as a shot at DeSantis’ height, the sobriquet was specifically intended to suggest diminutive genitalia, four people familiar with the topic say.

“He’s also short but … yes of course it’s about his penis, that’s why we’re doing it,” says a source involved in the effort to get the former president to use the line of attack against DeSantis.





https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-desantis-2024primary-personal-attacks-1234765006/

[Doc Sportello]

1. Mushroom dick says what

dump's aides may want to ask Stormy about a dick measuring contest.

[Sky Jewels]

12. You took the words right out of my ... fingertips.

[Ocelot II]

2. That is not something I want to think about,

but maybe TFG's people should talk to Stormy Daniels before they start a dick-measuring contest.

[MineralMan]

3. There's only one solution:

At the first primary debate:

"OK, boys. Whip 'em out!"

[Ocelot II]

9. I do NOT want to see that.

Eww.

[MineralMan]

14. Well, we won't be watching.

Let the Goopers watch it.

[claudette]

4. Really?

In a contest with Dump’s mushroom 🍄??

[Takket]

5. Or... you know... the economy. He could talk about that too. Just a thought.

[LuckyCharms]

6. I'd hate to be the one doing the measuring.

[Solly Mack]

7. LMAO. Stubby v. Nubby cock fight.

[sinkingfeeling]

8. "Advisers" isn't the title I would give those people. "Trump's toddlers" would be more accurate.

P.S, I always thought it was "advisor".

[PortTack]

10. He has the same small hands tfg has

[Chainfire]

11. Only in the Republican Party would the major candidates be involved in a national dick measuring

contest. That is the state of the party in a nutshell...so to speak.

[madinmaryland]

13. The republicans did go after Bill Clinton's penis...

And we all know how that ended for them. They all ended up jealous about how well endowed Clinton was.

[ms liberty]

18. Yep, we at DU didn't have a nickname for it for nothin' LOL

For those of you who weren't with us back in the day, we called it"The Clenis."

[DBoon]

15. Hurling feces sounds sophisticated in comparison to Republican tactics

I'd vote for a gorilla over any republican

[Chellee]

16. It's not The Onion, it's not Borowitz, it's real.

How is this real life?

Why would any grown adult want to support Republicans when they are literally out here taunting each other about the size of their genitalia?

[Paladin]

17. Hell of an idea. Go for it, trump. (nt)

[MagickMuffin]

19. Are they running for high school president?

I guess they can’t attack him on his authoritarian dictatorship because they agree with all of it.


What else is there to campaign on except dick size matters!

[mike_c]

20. well that changes everything

[retread]

21. I can see the campaign signs now.

[IcyPeas]

22. Kari Lake said DeSantis and Trump have BDE (Big Dick Energy)

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