This is NOT from the Onion. UFO hearing in the House.

[SleeplessinSoCal]

"House of Representatives to hold hearing on whistleblower’s UFO claims
Oversight committee to investigate allegations that US has possession of ‘intact or partially intact’ alien vehicles"

I searched for news on the House of Representatives to see if the magaloons were still holding it hostage. This popped up and is just perfect. The Onion could not do better.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jun/08/ufo-house-representatives-hearing-investigation

[edhopper]

1. There is always going to be solid evidence

that never manifests.

[SleeplessinSoCal]

2. It just seems perfect considering what is going on today in the news.

Look! Up in the Sky! It's a bird... it's a plane... it's anything but what is going on in Federal Court.

[Eko]

3. Sounds about right for them.

Give it a little time and they will hold hearings on the earth being flat.

[Wounded Bear]

4. Aliens must be manipulating human DNA to make people gay/trans...

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

5. Just show us the vehicles already.