Texas Megachurch Pastor Jeffress: The Antichrist is coming and he'll have higher poll #'s than Obama

[trailmonkee]

Seriously.... that's what this guy said

http://thinkprogress.org/election/2012/11/12/1177841/texas-megachurch-pastor-obamas-re-election-will-lead-to-reign-of-the-antichrist/

“I want you to hear me tonight, I am not saying that President Obama is the Antichrist, I am not saying that at all. One reason I know he’s not the Antichrist is the Antichrist is going to have much higher poll numbers when he comes,” said Jeffress.

“President Obama is not the Antichrist. But what I am saying is this: the course he is choosing to lead our nation is paving the way for the future reign of the Antichrist.”

[Brother Buzz]

1. Kicking the can further down the road

[Blue4Texas]

23. Lol

[Scuba]

2. I thought Obama was the anti-Christ? Can't these guys make up their minds?

Oh, wait. Never mind.

[sarcasmo]

3. Batshit!

[SheilaT]

4. It never fails to amaze me to what extent

people like this deal purely in fear. And hate.

[A HERETIC I AM]

5. If there is a Christ and an anti Christ...

Can there be a Pastor and an anti pastor?


Or is that just an appetizer?

"I'll have the anti pastor platter please"

[underthematrix]

9. LOL!!! awesome.

[trailmonkee]

32. that just blew my mind

[hrmjustin]

6. Didn't Jesus say you won't know when the end comes.

I wish these churches would get off the end is near crap.

[underthematrix]

12. They can't stop themselves because

that's how they make their money.

[Berlum]

7. Take a look in the mirror, Fundies (R)

[Swede Atlanta]

8. As a Christian, I don't believe in the Anti-Christ or nearly anything in the book of Revelations...

Scholars have studied this book and many discount it. Much of the imagery in the book is actually about "then" current events, i.e. the Roman Empire and its leaders. Much of the story about Armageddon is allegory, etc.

Further to that there will be no "Rapture". Sorry Left Behind Series writers (although they made a boatload of money off of fantasy).

[northoftheborder]

16. agree

[Squinch]

17. That is disappointing. I have been looking forward to the Rapture, when all the creepy

fundamentalists fly off to their other planets and leave this one to us.

Wouldn't that be nice? It would be the ultimate "don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out" moment.

[Bake]

31. Damn! And I was going to get their stuff, too!

Maybe one of those big crazy Mercedes the megapastors drive!



Bake

[Squinch]

34. And all that cocaine they'll be leaving behind!

[msongs]

10. their god is so weak it cannot overpower the antichrist lol nt

[Skidmore]

11. I'd lay odds that the Antichrist will be a megachurch televangelist.

[LeftInTX]

15. +666

[Squinch]

18. LOLOLOLOLO!!!!

[Blue4Texas]

24. 12/21/12

[A HERETIC I AM]

26. 666 degrees Fahrenheit ...

The temperature of roast beast.

666 Antichrist lane.

The address of the beast

667 Antichrist lane
The neighbor across the street from the beast.

6.66%
The interest rate of the beast.

$6.66
The cost of the beast

$9.99
The full retail price of the beast.

66.6 f
The temperature of the beast

72.6 f
The temperature of the beast with the flu.

6.66'
The height of the beast

66.6"
The waist line of the beast. ( he's a wee bit chubby)

[WCGreen]

36. Ronald Wilson Reagen...

The mark of the beast. 666 and all that stuff...

Just pointing that out.

[lindysalsagal]

39. Well, I think you've missed it:

[demmis19566ie]

13. what a loon!

the crazies are really starting to crawl out of the woodwork..

[nadinbrzezinski]

14. So let me get this straight

He is not the anti Christ after all? Phew!!! I was getting worried there.

[Ganja Ninja]

19. "The end is near! The Rapture's just around the corner!"

I swear the more fixated a so called Christian is on the end times the meaner and nastier they are.

[Initech]

20. I can't imagine how much it must suck to be this hateful.

[WCGreen]

37. It's an act, nothing more, to fleece the crap out of the true believers.

[JHB]

21. Why don't they just mount the goalpost on a pickup and be done with it.

Why even pretend it's stationary?


Oh, right: a deadline concentrates the huckster cashflow wonderfully.

[Motown_Johnny]

22. So President Obama is fulfilling prophecy?

If he is paving the way for the anti-Christ and the anti-Christ has been prophesied then it only makes sense that President Obama is fulfilling the will of God.


It also stands to reason that anyone who voted against him is fighting against the will of God.

[Waltons_Mtn]

25. So does that mean the next republican candidate that "polls higher" than Obama is the antichrist?

Or is it just the Dems?

[appleannie1]

27. He needs to tell my sister. She thinks Obama is the anti Christ.

[HockeyMom]

28. Thankfully, my Republican husband

isn't THAT Bat Shit Crazy. Old, white, RINO Rockefeller Republican, who will soon be dying out, and replaced with THEM!!!!!!!! NOT IN MY FAMILY, they won't. No, I didn't abort all my kids and they are DEMOCRATS!!!!!

Beam me up, Scottie, but don't dare take me with you. THAT would be my HELL spending eternity with the likes of them.

[madrchsod]

29. i guess their christ can`t kick the anti christ`s ass

oh ye of little faith!

[Autumn]

30. Fucking great. Now I have Highway to Hell stuck in my head.

I love that song.

[War Horse]

33. There's a moderate for ya...

“President Obama is not the Antichrist"

[and-justice-for-all]

35. Yeah, becasue giving people access to health care is the work of the devil..

STFU you idiot.

[lindysalsagal]

38. Somebody send him my street address.

I was married to the anti-christ. I can handle him.

[cherish44]

40. A friend of mine that I had no idea had suck religious inclinations said something about the A.C.

Me: Oh just stop with that shit

[hifiguy]

41. I thought the POTUS

was the Antichrist? This is getting really confusing for those of us who don't speak wingnut.