I know this has probably been covered, but WTH is wrong with Grover Norquist?

[catbyte]

"The President was committed, ah, elected on the basis that he was not Romney, and Romney is a poopy head and, ah, you should vote against Romney."

What is Norquist, four?!? Kindergarteners use more sophisticated terms than "poopy head."

I'm enjoying this GOP meltdown waaaaaay too much, LOL.

[Purveyor]

1. The question I would like answered is why the hell do 'some people' worship the ground this turd

walks on?

[Blue Owl]

2. He's had one too many slices of Porta John's Pizza

n/t

[LeftInTX]

5. LOL!!

That's a good name for it

[MuseRider]

3. He spent too many years

during middle school with his head in the toilet.

[jsmirman]

4. His parents named him Grover in the latter half of the 20th Century

[catbyte]

7. Yeah, I'll bet he and Rinse Pubis got an atomic wedgie every day in gym class

just before they stuffed them a locker. I am generally completely opposed to such bullying, but those two are my exceptions.

[ArnoldLayne]

10. Good one!!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

14. !

[JeffHead]

6. Can anyone name 1 thing right about him?

[Atman]

9. Uh...the proper placement of U after Q in his name?

Other than that...I got nothin'.

[Whovian]

8. Did he REALLY say that? nt

[Bucky]

11. Sadly, he did. His complaint, obviously, is that the president lowered the level of discourse

Which is kind of like, no EXACTLY like, Karl Rove saying pro-Obama forces conspired to suppress the vote.

I loathe their politics, but I can't help but admire their balls.

[MichiganVote]

12. Grover's mental. Has been for a long time. And yet the GOP jokers follow. Go figure.

[slampoet]

13. He came up with the no tax promise at age 12. He hasn't changed or developed since.

[undeterred]

15. He almost drowned in the bathtub...

and he's been blaming all kinds of father figures ever since.