What do you want?

[Bucky]

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	things
	0 (0%)
	stuff
	0 (0%)
	some motherfuckin' ice tea!
	2 (20%)
	a break
	2 (20%)
	other (specify to testify!)
	6 (60%)
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[RichGirl]

1. All of the above....

[defacto7]

2. Nothing

[dchill]

3. Definitely stuff...

All the stuff I can get. But it must be verifyably stuff taken from Bill O'Reilly. Or a reasonable facsimile. I'm not gonna be that picky.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. I want it all and I want it now!

[WinkyDink]

20. Okay, Freddie! ;-)

[Bucky]

31. That is so culture beat!

I know what i want and i want it now!
I want you, cause I'm Mr.Vain!
Call me Mr. Raider. Call me Mr. Wrong.
Call me insane!

[BlueMan Votes]

5. well, you can't have that- but if you're an American citizen...

you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?

[Scootaloo]

19. "A baby's arm holding an apple"

...I wish I didn't know that that referred to.

[WinkyDink]

28. You're not alone. ;-)

[BlueMan Votes]

30. Michael Caine used it on mini-me in "Goldmember".

[Warren DeMontague]

6. I want to be able to get legally high at a gay wedding anywhere in the US.

[rrneck]

7. All I want is what's mine. And what's touching it. nt

[lpbk2713]

8. My shit is stuff, your stuff is shit.

BWAHAHAHA

[graham4anything]

25. this was always one of my 2 favorite Carlin bit, along with the Football vs. Baseball one

I want George Carlin back, that is what I want.

[Quantess]

9. FRE!!! BIRF KONTROL!!!

Like, outta control an FREE an' shit. Total condoms shootin' out all ovah da place, like, for FREE y'all!
So much fukin' birf control for free, next we gonna trade doze birf control for food stamps !!!1


/sarcasm, in case you were wondering.

[WillyT]

10. Raise Taxes On The Rich, Go After Tax Cheats, And Tax Avoiders... FIRST !!!

Along with cuts in Defense spending.

And THEN... lets see how what else MIGHT be necessary.

[Robb]

11. More importantly, when do I want it?

"Now," arguably.

[Incitatus]

12. more coffee nt

[MrScorpio]

13. General common sense, acceptance and sanity nt

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

14. To play violin like Jascha Heifetz

I wouldn't need anything more out of life than a unabomber-style cabin in the woods with some water and beans. I'd consider myself a very rich man.

[ThatsMyBarack]

15. Sesame Street 70s back on regular TV!

[BeHereNow]

16. I want my country back from the bastards who stole it.

The corporatists, the media, the rabid Tea Baggers and the oblivious
top economic earners who are completely disconnected from reality.

I want the lobbyists OUT, I want the Patriot Act repealed-
I want to be able to fly in this country without being subjected to
humiliation and subservience by TSA agents that do not qualify to walk my dog...
I want the Bush administration to be prosecuted for WAR CRIMES.
I want the MSM held accountable for their role in dividing and misguiding
the citizens of this country.
My list is endless...

BHN

[Scootaloo]

17. A saddled giraffe

because ponies are sooo mainstream

[WinkyDink]

18. Justice.

[PD Turk]

21. other

Somebody get me a sammich!!

[Jack Sprat]

22. I want every citizen to be able to vote

and equal non-discriminatory voter registration in all 50 states and counties within.

[wandy]

23. A Kama Sutra coffee pot and a babys arm holding an apple.

[doc03]

24. All I want is the SS and Medicare that I worked for and

paid into for 44 years.

[FLyellowdog]

26. Free stuff...

and a cute cabana boy to deliver it.

[baldguy]

27. .

[Raine]

29. ANYTHING that I can get for free, I like free stuff. nt

[jorno67]

32. I Wanna Rock!

[LadyHawkAZ]

33. My damn rainbows and pony! RIGHT NOW!

Get a move on, Obama!

[TeeYiYi]

34. Wicker.

TYY

[maveric56]

35. A fucking job!!

Old School doesn't rule anymore.

[AlexSatan]

36. My MTV