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jollyreaper2112

(1,941 posts)
Wed Nov 14, 2012, 06:03 PM Nov 2012

FU GOP nominations

Double down, give GOP middle finger. Their tears are sweet as the finest mead.

Warren: get her on banking committee, threaten quisling dems with waterboarding if they cave.

Bill Clinton: Get him doing something official, what I don't know. Secretary of Explaining Shit?

Michael Moore: Team him up with the guy who did the documentary Fat, Sick, Nearly Dead, get him on a juice fast and down to a healthy weight, Surgeon General's point man on fighting obesity. Conservatives hate anything Michael Moore, plus we keep him healthy enough to make more films. How is this not a double-win?

Elliot Spitzer: Special Prosecutor, go after the banks that burned him on the prostitution angle. Yeah, like you don't already know that was a special FU just for him.

Elon Musk: Special Adviser on Science

I figure we could also pick from the people in this book who are still alive --

http://www.amazon.com/100-People-Who-Screwing-America/dp/0061126535

Angry conservative troll yelling at clouds.

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FU GOP nominations (Original Post) jollyreaper2112 Nov 2012 OP
"Their tears are sweet as the finest mead." quinnox Nov 2012 #1
Also, supreme court appointments jollyreaper2112 Nov 2012 #2
sounds great to me! quinnox Nov 2012 #3
If only Cornel West hadn't popped off KamaAina Nov 2012 #7
Bill Clinton for first gentleman 2017-25. That would be sweet revenge continued graham4anything Nov 2012 #4
I nominate you the nominator! RepublicansRZombies Nov 2012 #5
Looks like it started jollyreaper2112 Nov 2012 #6

jollyreaper2112

(1,941 posts)
2. Also, supreme court appointments
Wed Nov 14, 2012, 06:05 PM
Nov 2012

Sadly, I'm not familiar enough with likely supreme court candidates but there have to be some doozies out there waiting to be had. Pick the most liberal ones to be found, stick them in the court.

jollyreaper2112

(1,941 posts)
6. Looks like it started
Wed Nov 14, 2012, 06:55 PM
Nov 2012

Obama just nominated an out gay black judge for the federal bench. The only way that could possibly be better is if he was an atheist vegan.

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