Ladies And Gentlemen, We Present To You: ‘The Shirtless F.B.I. Guy’

[warrior1]

http://wonkette.com/489866/ladies-and-gentlemen-we-present-to-you-the-shirtless-f-b-i-guy



By all appearances, Frederick W. Humphries II, 47, has asked his remaining friends in the Federal Bureau of Investigation to reach out to The New York Times and speak as glowingly of his character as certain other people have spoken of certain other people’s maternal love. Wait, what? Oh, don’t worry about it. You guys, we got our SHIRTLESS FBI GUY!!1! (Photo from Seattle Times.)

“Fred is a passionate kind of guy,” said one former colleague. “He’s kind of an obsessive type. If he locked his teeth onto something, he’d be a bulldog.”

That description would appear to fit his involvement in the current investigation.

Oh, New York Times, how we love it when you’re a catty bitch.

Perhaps some of those friends take issue with newsmedia reports that Mr. Wertham II was just contantly sexting selfies to unsuspecting consuls honorary?

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[MADem]

1. An oil painting, he's not!

No wonder the sultry socialite was uninterested.

[JI7]

4. is john allen or petraeus any better ?

maybe being a general made up for it

[MADem]

9. No, but they aren't the topic of this thread! nt

[Liberalynn]

2. He can keep his shirt on and his pants too

[MADem]

10. He looks like Pooty Poot Putin's funky little brother! nt

[sammytko]

3. I knew he would be exposed, but didn't think it would be this fast!

[Agschmid]

5. O... That killed it for me. N/t

[DeSwiss]

6. K&R

QUESTIONS:

The photo was sent as a “joke” and was of Mr. Humphries “posing with a couple of dummies.” Mr. Berger said the picture was not sexual in nature.

- Okay, after seeing his picture I can see the whole ''not sexual in nature'' thing. However, besides Humphries who were the other dummies???

[aletier_v]

13. maybe he was posing with the twins

[Generic Other]

7. Hairless FBI guy?

Why would I want to see the rest?

[rgbecker]

8. Didn't these guys go to Sunday School when they were kids?

And get told that Jesus was watching everything they did?

[AnnaLee]

11. So which one of these dopes isn't a dope but the one that's going to get rich off the book?

And which one is in enough trouble to become the next FAUX news Ollie North?
And which one is cute enough to become the next FAUX news center piece?

Many important questions still left unanswered.

[JI7]

12. i don't think these people were famous enough

to profit off of it.

[Honeycombe8]

14. His name is Mudd, now. Do all wacko Repubs look like Joe the Plumber? nt

[undeterred]

15. With all the hype I was hoping for Eric Close.

[Lebam in LA]

16. and apparently hairless n/t

[BillyJack]

17. Paula must have been attracted to the ehm, high forehead....

similar to hers.

Not believing any of this. This is just distraction from a real story/truth.

[Kennah]

18. He's a POOPY HEAD!

[FVZA_Colonel]

19. Well, looks like we've got a role for Rob Corddry in the upcoming movie based on this clusterfuck.

[Dems50State]

20. I wonder if he goes to the same gym as Paul Ryan

[NBachers]

21. or Jeff Gannon