The Tao of Gropebert

[Celerity]

I’m a Christian. So they may try to drive me to my knees, but that’s where I’m the strongest.

Link to tweet

snapshot

[Maru Kitteh]

1. Oh, that's just INSPIRED

[SKKY]

2. On her knees is where she's her strongest??

I mean, she's not wrong. Just saying.

[malaise]

6. To quote her MAGA sister

you betcha!😀😀🥹

[Ocelot II]

3. I'll be she is!

[keithbvadu2]

4. That tweet is really hers?

It is believable.

[Celerity]

7. yes, it is real, and that is why I posted the original link, plus a snapshot of it

[magicarpet]

5. I'm confused,...

Is she talking about her proficiencies involving oral sex ?

Is it Lauren's goal and ambition to become the Washington DC sex kitten ?

Is humping a fellow congress person in the well of congress now permitted ?

I thought Conservative Republicans prided themselves in being demure, discrete, rejecting all forms of debauchery and/or public sex ?

What has this world come to ?

Will Bang-bang Boebert be the new pin up girl for 2024 ?

[sakabatou]

8. Why do they always use their religion as an excuse?

[NowISeetheLight]

9. Another Billboard?

Another Billboard opportunity....

"GROPEBERT... SERVING COLORADO... ON HER KNEES"

[SKKY]

10. It's like that country song goes...

..."I like my women just a little on the trashy side."

[Blue Owl]

11. Fall on your knees

A line from Bimboebert’s favorite Xmas carol ‘O Horny Night’

[Dem2theMax]

12. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 nt.

nt.

[SoFlaBro]

13. Next up, Blowbert will show you how to play hide the tube steak for $50 with a wad of fresh jizz

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