What should Rudy G do for his 11 December defamation damages trial?

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	Say he was only following orders
	0 (0%)
	Tell the judge the court has no jurisdiction since he Rudy, the natural man, was traveling not driving
	2 (67%)
	Offer to grope Ruby if she'll drop the suit
	0 (0%)
	Recite a noun, a verb, and 9/11: lather, rinse and repeat
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	Simple! Just double down on his claim the women were faking the ballot counts!
	0 (0%)
	Lie on the defense table to tuck in his shirt; then get up and keep lying
	1 (33%)
	Ask for Donald Trump as a character witness
	0 (0%)
	"Nice courtroom you have here! Wouldn't it be a shame if something was to happen to it?"
	0 (0%)
	Shout at his attorney: "Fuck you! I'm not paying you that! I need money for the judge!"
	0 (0%)
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[DFW]

1. Ask Putin for asylum as a refgee

It’s his only alternative to personal bankruptcy and possible incarceration.

He’ll have to learn how to write Джюляни.

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Show up drunk for Court and claim that he doesn't remember anything.

And hasn't remembered anything for the past five years.

[Jarqui]

3. Maintain "Truth isn't truth!" ..nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. Remember not to wear the stiletto heels in court. nt