Candid Photo Of Tennessee's Secessionist Leader

[Turborama]

[flying_wahini]

1. I especially like the big bag of beer cans in the background... except they never recycle!

hahaha

dead giveaway........

[kelliekat44]

17. These people don't use trash collection services either. nt

[snooper2]

29. Those aren't beer cans, they are used water bottles...

You save those in case you need to build some kind of craft that can float on water in the future.


Didn't you grow up redneck?

[Turborama]

32. Good point. For example, they're hidden underneath this fine vessel to add buoyancy...

[jsr]

2. Nice socks

[Aerows]

22. Yeah

I thought the two different colored socks was a nice touch.

[A HERETIC I AM]

23. He treats his feet as individuals. n/t

[patrice]

3. Where are his pants? Do people walk the streets in their undershorts there? nt

[Poll_Blind]

8. Wear pants? WTF, Patrice?! You know who wore pants? STALIN WORE PANTS, that's who.

This guy's bare-shankin' it for Liburty!



PB

[patrice]

12. he, he! REAL Americans, men without pants!

[dballance]

4. As a Tenn native I just can't be so grateful.

The idiot standing in front of the Confederate flag is really too hard to take. You want to get matching socks buddy?

[dem4ward]

5. We need stronger gun laws!!!

[Hoyt]

10. That guy passed the permit test with perfect score. Whew.

[spanone]

6. what are you talking about, that's our governor.

[Turborama]

13. Oh....

[bluedigger]

7. So what does he fight fires with?

A water pistol?

[Contrary1]

9. Nice headquarters!

His home may not call 911, but if he passed me on the street, I sure as hell would.

[Poll_Blind]

11. Oh, I doubt he does much walking. He's in the shack, hittin' the books...

THIS IS HOW WASHINGTON TRAINED.

"EAGLE CLAW!!!"

PB

[Coyotl]

25. Read the sign, that is his Home!

[Systematic Chaos]

14. He's such a manly man all up in his paisley underwear and shit.

[HuskyOffset]

15. That is one tough lookin'...

...lady. I definitely wouldn't mess with her.

[GCP]

16. That's his house? I'm cryin' over here!

Is this satire?

[COLGATE4]

18. OMG. He even misspelled his

sign. Everbody nows that it aught to say "This home DON'T call 911"

[Autumn]

19. I'm very happy to see he recycles. That's a lot of beer cans.

[JoePhilly]

20. Looks like he's wearing an ankle brace ... probably on disability.

[hobbit709]

21. I'm willing to bet the number of stars on the flag is higher than his IQ

[spanone]

24. outsiders might call him a redneck, here in tennessee we call him a legislator....

[skypilot]

26. I'm holding off on this one.

Something tells me that this isn't for real. Kinda like that picture that someone posted here a couple weeks ago with the college girl holding up an anti-Obama sign that said something about a village in Kenya missing its idiot. Turns out that she was actually a Democrat making fun of Republicans--or something like that. The guy in this picture is so over the top that it wouldn't surprise me if this is the same kind of thing.

[leftofcool]

28. Oh no, he's probably real.

We live about 30 miles from the Tennessee border. Gotta drive across to buy beer. I think I know where he lives.

[leftofcool]

27. Wearing shorts, shoes, t shirt and Confed flag made in China. Gun made in Pakistan

[thereismore]

30. His home is a garden shed. nt

[hifiguy]

31. How the hell did Mensa miss this prize?

[bluedeminredstate]

33. Science geek

At least he's a big man of learnin'. His t-shirt is a tribute to Sir Issac Newton. Geez! Cut the dude some slack. He's probably a professor at some big Bible college.