Petition To Punch Grover Norquist In Dick Removed From White House Petition Site

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

Well, Wonketteers, we bring you some very depressing news: the petition for “all everyone to punch Grover Norquist in the dick” has been removed from We The People, the White House’s platform for direct democracy. This saddens us greatly for reasons that should be pretty obvious, do we really need to go into it because we’re pretty broken up about this whole thing. Also saddening for super obvious reasons: someone or someones removed the petition for President Obama to do the hokey pokey. We were going to drown our sorrows in a bottle of vodka but we got over it once we realized the petition to name Wonkette the official mommy blog of the United States of America is still alive and well.

[warrprayer]

1. Rotf n/t

[DinahMoeHum]

2. Just as well; I'd rather have Norquist "disappeared"

and found weeks later at the bottom of the Potomac.

[whatchamacallit]

3. Lol!

[LiberalArkie]

4. Just think of all the laughing that took place on the decision to remove it

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. "Now let me be clear. I in no way shape or form condone punching Mr. Norquist in his tiny

barely existent dick." My Imaginary Barack Obama.