If only Jesus had said…

[Jackpine Radical]

"Smoke a little weed for thy stomach's sake."

[RagAss]

1. If he did they would have burned that gospel. Just like they burned the Gnostic Gospels.

[MrMickeysMom]

2. I believe he did, JR!

[Our Savior was a Pot Head
For years, marijuana smokers have been sneered at by religious believers and labeled as “pot heads”, but now at least they can say they are following the example of Jesus. A recent archeological expedition to Israel uncovered scrolls that appear to depict the story of Jesus’ crucifixion. On one of the scrolls is a sketch that shows a man, thought to be Jesus, smoking from a pipe. Below the drawing is the Hebrew word "kineboisin", which translates to cannabis.
Dr. Isaac Cohen, president of the South Israel Archaeological Society, believes that this is an extremely significant discovery for the theological community. He described the discovery as “a finding that could change the way many perceive the world.” Cannabis is known to have been smoked thousands of years before Jesus’ time, but this is the first evidence to show that Jesus himself may have used the plant.]

http://ourreligiontoday.blogspot.com/2009/03/our-savior-was-pot-head.html

[Jackpine Radical]

3. Wow. That piece of information alone

makes my otherwise throwaway post worthwhile.

Thanks!

[MrMickeysMom]

4. Any time!

It deserved a cherry on top!

[Jackpine Radical]

6. I'm waiting for legalization and demographic changes so I can find a job somewhere

as a tokin' old white male.

[MrMickeysMom]

9. Play on words is great...

You deserve a joke that was just sent to me: http://dave6.posterous.com/dont-honk-at-old-people

[NightWatcher]

5. Reckon they'd just nail him up if he come down again

Jesus was a Capricorn, he ate organic foods.
He believed in love and peace and never wore no shoes.
Long hair, beard and sandals and a funky bunch of friends.
Reckon they'd just nail him up if He come down again.

'Cos everybody's got to have somebody to look down on.
Who they can feel better than at anytime they please.
Someone doin' somethin' dirty, decent folks can frown on.
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me.

[Warpy]

7. I doubt he thought anything that common sense

needed to be said, that a bunch of tight lipped, hateful people would use his name to declare war on plants and human nature and that people would have to assume considerable legal risk to ease the pain of life.

[Jackpine Radical]

8. That's a weird sig line ya got there, Warpy.

Oddly familiar…