Paula Broadwell Crashing On Petraeus Family’s Couch Until Sex Scandal Blows Over

[kpete]

Paula Broadwell Crashing On Petraeus Family’s Couch Until Sex Scandal Blows Over

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SPRINGFIELD, NH—In an effort to escape the intense media scrutiny surrounding her recently exposed liaison with former CIA director David Petraeus, Paula Broadwell is reportedly crashing on the Petraeus family’s couch until the uproar blows over. “Holly [Petraeus] has been the most gracious hostess throughout this whole ordeal,” Broadwell said of the woman whom she once spent hours interviewing while having an affair with her husband and writing his biography. “I wouldn’t blame her if the arrangement has left her feeling a little put out—houseguests can be a pretty big inconvenience—but she’s been really sweet about it. She gave me a couple of David’s old Army uniforms to sleep in and some fleece blankets from the closet.” At press time, sources confirmed Broadwell’s offer to help Holly Petraeus do the dishes had been politely rebuffed.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/paula-broadwell-crashing-on-petraeus-familys-couch,30392/

[jsr]

1. That's the least they can do for the poor woman.

[Ilsa]

2. Now that is Funny! LoL! nt

[JustAnotherGen]

3. kpete

I've gotta tell ya! I read the subject line and believed it! This "case"? Nothing is beyond the realm of belief!

[kooljerk666]

7. I believed it too.............

My first thought " no kidding".

[icnorth]

4. Well Holly did take some precautions...

she banished Paula to the basement and confiscated her laptop.

[ejpoeta]

5. i should always look to see if this is the onion. but it would be awkward

[MrYikes]

6. Humor is a great gift. And in dealing with politics, a necessary one.