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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsCaption THIS:
"No, that's not something in my pocket. You think I'm happy to see you peasants?"
"Would one of you people come over here and do this? My driver quit. Also the maid that irons my white shirts."
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ehrnst
Nov 2012
OP
"'cause i'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and i have to use the self-service pumps"
unblock
Nov 2012
#6
If they would have bought my bullshit I'd be fueling up AF1 instead of this clunker. n/t
2on2u
Nov 2012
#11
Earth_First
(14,910 posts)1. "Clerk! CLERK! I think it's full...!" n/t
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)2. "Phew, Finally got a job!" n/t
flying-skeleton
(698 posts)3. Why did the pump stop at 47% full?
graham4anything
(11,464 posts)4. Who?
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)5. "Is this the urinal?" "Stick it where?"
unblock
(52,317 posts)6. "'cause i'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and i have to use the self-service pumps"
ehrnst
(32,640 posts)7. "Can you help me? A skinny black guy just kicked my ass." (nt)
ehrnst
(32,640 posts)8. I'd have gotten away with it too ! If it wasn't for you meddling kids !!!! (nt)
KansDem
(28,498 posts)9. "Then I'll be all around in the dark - I'll be ever'where—wherever you look..."
"...Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever they's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there... I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad an'I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready. An' when our folk eat the stuff they raise an' live in the houses they buildwhy, I'll be there."
Mitt channeling "Tom Joad" in an attempt to repair his image...
DJ13
(23,671 posts)10. I dont know what were in those brownies, but, wait a minute, where am I?
2on2u
(1,843 posts)11. If they would have bought my bullshit I'd be fueling up AF1 instead of this clunker. n/t
Jade Fox
(10,030 posts)12. "Wha choo lookin' at...."
chelsea0011
(10,115 posts)13. A gift that keeps on giving.
flamingdem
(39,321 posts)16. I hope the political paparazzi stalks him the rest of his priviledged life!
flamingdem
(39,321 posts)14. Girdle off, Aqua Velva out of hair
I'm free and heading to the Caymans with Rafalka my one true love
SomethingFishy
(4,876 posts)15. "Shop Smart.. Shop "S" Mart"
Names Ash... Housewares.
PD Turk
(1,289 posts)17. "Shoudn't have cut off thos aide's credit cards
..... now I have to do this shit myself"
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)18. "The Magic must be wearing off, I guess I need a new pair"
DonRedwood
(4,359 posts)19. On Nove 18, Romney was seen pumping gas for the Koch Brothers limousine. Karl Rove washed the windo
ws
11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)20. Aaahright you ash-holes, who shpiked my fucking caffeine-free Diet Coke?
Incitatus
(5,317 posts)21. "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" nt
ejbr
(5,856 posts)22. "It appears that this pump is the right height." n/t
EmeraldCityGrl
(4,310 posts)23. Queen Anne sent me to the dog house, the one on top of her car. n/t