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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsEWWWW....who in the good lord's name would want to be in an open marriage with Newt Gingrich
This man here....
He's got about as much sex appeal as this here...
In fact if I was forced to choose I'd form the first human-mineral relationship known to humanity!
Of course if I did that then I would make this man cry...
Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)want to be in any marriage - traditional or open - with that man.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)He's got a shitload of money, which makes up for the fact that he's butt ugly as hell.
I'm guessing lil Ms Catholic Callista was kinkier than Mrs. Gingrich #2 which is why he dumped #2 and found wife #3.
The guy is a bloated asshole - nuff said.
YellowRubberDuckie
(19,736 posts)He was positively middle class until that point. Economically speaking. He has zero class in reality.
get the red out
(13,468 posts)Make me want to embrace celibacy.
How can the right be constantly fretting about gay people when someone is having sex with NEWT?????? Disgusting.......
movonne
(9,623 posts)Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)I know Guy Fawkes was, technically, a bomber, but since he's been adopted by both the 99 percent and my profession (I work in information security... um and will leave it at that), he's become a modern hero.
cbayer
(146,218 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)and tell him he can fuck anyone he wants as long as it's NOT ME.
Ok even then I don't think I could do that
GliderGuider
(21,088 posts)Jello Biafra
(439 posts)Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)At least women clean up after ourselves and don't snipe like little children.
(There, stereotypical man joke following a stereotypical female joke.)
GliderGuider
(21,088 posts)onehandle
(51,122 posts)Please provide a link to where you get your rock porn.
Hell Hath No Fury
(16,327 posts)those rocks make me hot.
Can you imagine the ego it takes to think you can go to your wife and ask her to share you??? That man is a monstrosity.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Major Hogwash
(17,656 posts)And soooo 1970s.
GliderGuider
(21,088 posts)OK in some circles, in politics not so much...
rurallib
(62,448 posts)"Let's make it an open marriage!" (for me, not you)
Uncle Joe
(58,417 posts)Thanks for the thread, LynneSin.
Iggo
(47,565 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)I'm not sure which...
Glimmer of Hope
(5,823 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)irisblue
(33,023 posts)geez, that plastic surgery is really tight
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)Botox would have worn off by now unless she's been going back to retain her deer in the headlights look. That in an of itself is a scary thought as she already looks like she can scare the hell out of small children on Halloween.
Yavin4
(35,445 posts)Ladies, you gotta learn to share this:
liberalhistorian
(20,819 posts)My eyes, my eyes, where's the bleach???
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)It had a nice white flesh, a bit plump, and it was just asking to be cooked up and shared between me and my spouse! So inviting!
Went well with the Pinot Gris...
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)ugh!
davsand
(13,421 posts)No financial gain nor any married "rights" but you still gotta sleep with it...
Sex with him would be horrible, I'd imagine. But if you really want a worst case scenario, imagine what it must be like to be screwing THAT for free and have to admit it to anyone--even yourself!!
Laura
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)The other two are just douche nozzles.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,361 posts)That seems to have been important in their eventual marriage.
11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)And now that mistress is his wife. Does that mean that he can now sleep with other people? Would his girlfriends come visit in the White house?
My problem is not with his infidelity, but rather the hypocrisy of both him and his current wife.
Also, he had quite alot of nerve taking Clinton to task over an affair.
Raine
(30,540 posts)Apparently she doesn't trust him one bit, never lets him spend a night away from her.
SharonAnn
(13,778 posts)Bolo Boffin
(23,796 posts)Not listening to this conversation!
Enrique
(27,461 posts)here's what he looked like in the swingin' 70's
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)I guess Rainn knows what his future acting role is gonna be...
Although he looks more like Rainn as he looks in the office. Not Rainn in RL who looks kinda hip
liberalhistorian
(20,819 posts)much sympathy for Marianne Gingrich. She was the one he was screwing around with on his first wife and the one for whom he left said first wife WHILE SHE WAS RECOVERING FROM CANCER. And he actually said that she wasn't pretty enough or young enough to be the "wife of a president" and he actually put her down for having cancer. Now, I'm sorry, but would you marry a POS SOB like that? And, if you WERE dumb enough to do that, would you actually expect him not to be a POS SOB cheater/liar on you? Sorry, but she made her own damn bed.
I'll never understand women who screw around with married men then, when they finally get what they want and he leaves his family for her, actually expect him to be faithful and are upset and angry when they're not? HELLO REALITY CHECK.
Raine
(30,540 posts)with making me sick to my stomach he's like some huge beached white whale.
Cleita
(75,480 posts)his wife du jour. None of the principals involved in Newt's tawdry private life of either gender are very attractive. How many DU men here would want to do Callista unless he had finished a pint of bourbon and put a paper bag over her head first? I would guess none just like there would be no DU women who would want Newt closer than ten feet to them.
sammytko
(2,480 posts)i wonder why they don't have kids. She is Catholic, wouldn't she want a Newtie of her own??
Cleita
(75,480 posts)All her eggs are probably shriveled up.
sammytko
(2,480 posts)Plenty of opportunity to reproduce - what is the hold up?
Cleita
(75,480 posts)medical help and maybe she doesn't want to take the risk for either her health or of having a Down's syndrome baby. Even 34 or 35 can be difficult for a first time pregnancy. Also, Newt at his age is probably shooting blanks anyway.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)I'm guessing at one point she was very attractive. But realizing Newt's track record she started ODing on Botox and that crap they put in your lips.
An early post I said that Rainn Wilson could probably play Newt Gingrich, well Jack Nicholson via the Batman days could play Callista
and
Cleita
(75,480 posts)a blepharoplasty. Cosmetic fillers and botox don't change how you look. They just puff out deep lines and plump the skin to smooth the wrinkles. If you were photogenically attractive to begin with, you will still be that. If you are plain Jane, you will still look like yourself, just with smoother skin and the deep lines lessened. My doctor/employer does cosmetic injectables on the side for extra money so I have seen a lot of before and after results. Only her hairdresser knows for sure how she achieves the helmet hair. I call her Hells Bells Plastic Barbie myself.
DeathToTheOil
(1,124 posts)'nuff said.
sfpcjock
(1,936 posts)In fact, one of them looks exactly like Frank Lee! I think SC should take this into account on Sat.
markpkessinger
(8,401 posts)quaker bill
(8,224 posts)given the 8 years she was at it.