I am tossing my hat in the ring for President

[edhopper]

I have as much experience ar RFK Jr., and I have the advantage of not being Looney Toons.
Now I only need to find a Silicon Valley billionaire as a running mate.

[getagrip_already]

1. If you aren't looney, and have media appeal, you aren't qualified for your own billionaire

There are only a few thousand to go around, and they want class A loons. Someone they can be proud of. Someone who will outshine the loon in chief, and make headlines to be proud of.

Anyone can be boringly sane, but it takes a special kind of person to be both exceptionally loony and have media appeal.

[FuzzyRabbit]

2. You can count on my vote (if Biden withdraws).

[jls4561]

3. Don't be offended-I ask this of all the presidential candidates I consider...

How many felonies are you evading?
AND
How much money have foreign governments spent or promised to spend for your “friendship”?

[edhopper]

6. Well I just did my taxes

and my financial statement says I paid $3 in foreign taxes. So there is that windfall.
No felonies....yet.

[dweller]

4. With your famous name

I expect the campaign posters to be 🔥



✌🏻

[edhopper]

7. Lots of

interesting sunlight in rooms.

[dchill]

5. Don't do it. It will just ruin you!

[keithbvadu2]

8. Has Gawd personally told you to run?

[Ping Tung]

9. Getting into politics is like stepping into dogshit. From The Motocycle Diaries.

A fine movie about Che Guevara.