Norquist's beard...

[Kablooie]

What the hell is it?

It's not a beard.
It's not stubble.
It's not clean shaven.

It like he got a butch cut on his face.

What the hell is it?

[Raine]

2. I've been wondering about that too, I've come to the conclusion it's a fungus of some sort. nt

[ck4829]

6. Well we know what Grover Norquist is, but what about his beard?

[Warpy]

3. It's the best he can do

and I think he grew it to avoid uncomfortable comparisons with the Pillsbury Doughboy.

[MrYikes]

4. It is his method of being remembered.

[pinboy3niner]

5. He watches waaaaaaay too many Miami Vice re-runs

He thinks he's Don Johnson.

[Thor_MN]

7. It's a floatation device to keep him from drowning in the bathtub.

[closeupready]

8. My first thought when I realized he has a penis is, he's gay.

I mean, who with a penis would not want to be gay? It's so much more natural. And fun.

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