Air horn!! A useful tool for the moderation of the presidential debate.

[jls4561]

The presidential debate will have a cut off if a candidate should exceed his allotted time limit, but given the past behavior of one of the candidates, perhaps something more is needed.

Should a candidate attempt to interrupt his debate opponent, a loud blare would issue from the moderators table. Should a candidate attempt to lurk and wander in an effort to intimidate his opponent, or mumble and gesture as though violating a court order-BLATT!

Fact checking in real time is expected to be a challenge. The air horn would also be helpful in refereeing inaccurate statements. One hopes that CNN would have a room full of people whose sole task would be to authenticate the candidates utterances, and to convey accurate information to the moderators.

The aural moderating aid might also be augmented by a visual one. Perhaps a flashing sign like the ones that say “Applause” on late night shows. However, the debate sign would be modified to read “LIE”. The sign would be placed center stage clearly visible to the television audience.

All this does seem like a lot for the CNN moderators to handle, what with asking questions and all. If a third moderator should be hired, it should be someone familiar with current events, the current candidates, and presidential debates. May I suggest Hillary Clinton? If she cannot fit it into her schedule, perhaps someone from the Daily Show is available.

[mitch96]

1. I kinda sorta like the Ah OOOHHHHGah..my self

[jls4561]

4. Had a bit of a problem translating the sound into words.

Thanks for posting the effect.

[tanyev]

2. He should be greeted with air horns everywhere he goes.

[misanthrope]

3. I would prefer the candidate wear a shock collar

One around his neck and another around his genitals.

[jls4561]

5. Not just for the debate. At all times.

Pity Walt Nauta or whatever house elf had to install it.