Borowitz on the debate: These four look exactly the way they're described in the Book of Revelation.

[highplainsdem]

And more...from http://twitter.com/BorowitzReport :


Romney: "All illegals would have a 10-year waiting period where they would do yard work at my house."

Gingrich: "Under my plan, immigrant women would gain citizenship by marrying me."

Santorum: "If I am elected, I would deport all Mormons."

Ron Paul: "I would hire illegal immigrants to kill Ben Bernanke."

Gingrich: "I believe that wife begins at insemination."

Romney: "I believe that life begins at conception and ends in the Caymans."

Romney: "I am opposed to cloning, except in the case of Ronald Reagan."

Ron Paul's supporters in the audience are clearly not waiting for marijuana to be legalized.

I miss Rick Perry. This is like watching an episode of Friends with no Phoebe.

Callista Gingrich: "I love these debates because they're the only times I know for sure where Newt is."

[pinboy3niner]

1. K&R

[pacalo]

2. These Republicans have been a comedian's dream! I still miss Herman.

[Tx4obama]

3. Now that ...

Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, Rick Perry and many others are not going to be in the spotlight everyday on the TV - it's going to be a bit boring.

I'll just have to stare at my computer screen at my compilation LIST of NUTTY folks and reminisce about the good ol' days


The NUTTY FOLKS LIST:

Sarah Palin (AK), Michele Bachmann (MN), Orly Taitz (CA), Sue Lowden (NV), Virginia Foxx (NC), Jan Brewer (AZ), Sharron Angle (NV), Debbie Riddle (TX), Nikki Haley (SC), Christine O'Donnell (DE) Victoria Jackson, Ann Coulter, Cynthia McKinney (Green Party-GA)

Rod 'The Hair' Blagojevich (D-IL), Eric ‘The Tickler’ Massa, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Mark 'Appalachia' Sanford (SC), Rand Paul (KY), Louie Gohmert (TX), Carl Paladino (NY), Jim DeMint (SC), Rick ‘Syrup-Cuddlin’ Perry (TX), Herman Cain (GA), Vermin Supreme (D-MA)

[jsmirman]

4. That's a Brilliant Headline

pretty clever jabs, as well.

[highplainsdem]

5. kick