Trump debate backout bingo.

[hay rick]

Trump is a master of citing lame excuses to back out of prior commitments. Assuming he does the same with the debate scheduled for June 27, what might his backout excuse be?

I posted in GD instead of the lounge in case inadvertent political discussion ensues.

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	Sharks!
	8 (53%)
	Biden's teeth remind him of sharks!
	3 (20%)
	Kennedy's worm didn't qualify for the debate and eating MAGA brains is Trump's only real talent.
	1 (7%)
	He won the coin flip. Only a sucker doesn't quit when they are ahead.
	2 (13%)
	Vladimir is late with the promised talking points.
	1 (7%)
	When he is used to mop the floor it messes up his hair and makeup.
	0 (0%)
	2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[C_U_L8R]

1. Whatever his excuse is...

There will be a cacophony of accordion hands accompanying it

[SWBTATTReg]

2. Oh, he'll mouth off something about Pres. Biden not taking a drug test, and then, surprise! Biden will announce that in

fact, he did take a drug test. What's the moron going to do then? His mouth will be stuck on open, muttering to himself, unable to come up w/ a retort.

Stupid coward (tRUMP)...

[revmclaren]

10. I think the president should show up with a box

of quick drug tests and offer tRump to pick out 2 ...one for Biden and one for himself.

I would pay money to see that.

[SWBTATTReg]

12. Pretty good idea!!

[Beachnutt]

3. He'll say it's rigged

and CNN rigged it.
Not participating in a rigged debate.

[GreenWave]

4. Yep! The old gocha questions...such as what is your plan for the next 4 years?

[hay rick]

6. You sound suspiciously like one of Trump's speech writers.

[TSExile]

5. Hunter Biden isn't in the options???

The RAPIST will be bloviating about Hunter above all!!

[Igel]

7. With the gag order still in place, he'll not be sure he can not speak what he wants to say. n/t

[captain queeg]

8. That's kind of close. It'll be a combo of several things show how terribly he's being treated

Worse than anyone in history.

[Deuxcents]

9. Yeah, the gag order is a good one

[hay rick]

11. I just read that Biden actually won the coin flip.

It could be fake news. I'm not changing the won the coin flip option.