Top Ten Excuses to Get Out of a Presidential Debate.

[ECL213]

From the home office in Genoa Township, the Top Ten Excuses to Get Out of a Presidential Debate.
10. Bone spurs.
9. Covfefe.
8. Only suckers and losers debate.
7. Conflicting appointment to get my hair (singular) cut.
6. Many people are saying a debate is unnecessary because I'm already winning by a lot.
5. Podium not big enough to hide Aileen.
4. I've never met that man, and he's not even my type.
3. I'm being fitted for an ankle bracelet.
2. Have you seen Obama lately? I mean, what if the guy just wanders off the stage and hurts himself.
1. Trumpdinger's Shark: A shark, a vial of poison and a battery are all placed in an enclosed water tank. If a voltmeter attached to the battery reads above a certain level, the poison will be released killing the shark. Therefore, until the tank is opened, I have both won and lost the debate at the same time.

[GreenWave]

1. #7 is a good one!

Welcome!

[MLAA]

2. Well done!

[Dave Bowman]

3. The Schrodinger's shark cracked me up.

[chouchou]

5. My favorite also. Another one would include multi-universes.

[central scrutinizer]

8. Biden is Schrdinger's candidate

Simultaneously a doddering dementia patient and a cunning evil mastermind. Source: Faux Snooze

[surfered]

4. I like #6

[TBF]

6. #3 is my fave! nt

[Fritz Walter]

7. What?!? No mention of Hillary this time?

And, “What about Hunter Biden?!?”

[Fritz Walter]

9. What?!? No mention of Hillary this time?

And, “What about Hunter Biden?!?”