Simon Rosenberg is asking all the right questions.

[Bleacher Creature]

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[Raven123]

1. Don't worry JD has this

[Sky Jewels]

5. He's got the Couch Molesters vote all wrapped up, so there's that.

[rubbersole]

10. 'wrapped up' ....ewww

🤪

[Mr. Evil]

2. Putin's gonna take care of

the useful idiot that appears to be no longer useful. Maybe he's gonna latch onto JD and make him his personal man-boy.

[Skittles]

3. same reason he wore that ridiculous bandage

doesn't want people seeing the truth

[ffr]

4. Hey man! It's not easy to coordinate paying people from multiple areas, renting buses to drive them there

and all that! You try it. Two days a week, if that, is costly. Besides. Lemmings vote for the R no matter if the candidate is gum stuck to the bottom of their shoe. An R is an R is an R on a ballot.

[Cheezoholic]

6. It's like this lol ....

[Midnight Writer]

7. He did WHAT to his VP pick?

[rubbersole]

11. Put him on the national stage.

Lightweight city.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

8. Late stage syphillus is a terrible thing. See Al Capone. traitortrump should hole up in Florida.

[ancianita]

9. MAGA in disarray. They don't know how not to be racist, so they have to get the "don't be racist" memo.

[rubbersole]

12. And it's a learning curve.

A very slow one.

[mahina]

13. Did you have a chance to listen to Hakeem with Simon today?

Profound!