Gov. Brewer's whereabouts a mystery

[deminks]

http://www.azfamily.com/news/Brewer-out-of-state-aide-wont-provide-details-181878381.html

PHOENIX (AP) -- Gov. Jan Brewer has taken a nearly week-long out-of-state work trip that was shrouded in secrecy Monday as she skipped an event to certify election ballots and her spokesman refused to disclose her location.

Brewer spokesman Matthew Benson said in a brief email to The Associated Press that Brewer was unavailable to participate in the general election canvass Monday morning because she was out of the state on official business.

"That is all I can disclose at this time," Benson added.

He later reiterated that during a brief phone interview during which he said he could not respond to several questions about Brewer's whereabouts.

(end snip)

Hiking, perhaps?

[rucky]

1. Self-deportation?

[msanthrope]

5. Thread win on the first post! I think she's drying out. nt

[Auntie Bush]

30. Her face has already dried out!

[butterfly77]

12. Lol!

Exactly!

[Skidmore]

2. So ballots have not been certified in AZ yet? Is her presence essential for that event?

[deminks]

4. That duty fell to the SOS who is "acting gov" in her absence.

She also wasn’t at the official canvass of election results, held Monday morning. By law, the governor must witness the canvass, so in her absence, that duty fell to Secretary of State Ken Bennett as acting governor.

http://www.azcentral.com/news/politics/articles/20121203brewer-out-state.html

[malaise]

3. I heard she's running for President in 2016

Seriously!

[MrYikes]

6. She will do all her campaigning on the science channel.

[malaise]

10. No - she'll be on Current TV

because she's the expert on Climate Change

[wandy]

42. The SiFi channel would be more approprate....

No doubt this week she is wandering around Warehouse 13 looking for an artifact that will desolv President Obama's birth certificate.

[lonestarnot]

21. Isn't THAT fucking rich! LMAO

[malaise]

23. That's an understatement

[RandiFan1290]

7. She is off moulting somewhere. nt

[randome]

8. I found her!

[southernyankeebelle]

27. wow that is interesting.

[lonestarnot]

28. She puts the loca in locust.

[DCKit]

9. Inventory the brooms. nt

[left on green only]

11. Methinks she's off on a secret mision along with .......

Gerry Arpino, hot on the trail of the missing birthier link. I know it's not alzhemiers because she is too wicked to ever become afflicted with that.

[Shadowflash]

13. Khan!!!

<a href="bin.com/984460"><img src="" alt="funny gifs" /></a>

[OldDem2012]

14. Personally speaking, who cares? nt.

[Frustratedlady]

15. Getting a face lift? eom

[TwilightGardener]

25. That's my guess.

[WI_DEM]

16. If she is on 'State Business' as she claims then the state and its people have

a right to know where she is and what she is doing.

[hobbit709]

17. Hiking on the Appalachian Trail was "state business" too.

[Barack_America]

43. Exactly. nt

[LibertyLover]

18. Quick - somebody check the Appalachian Trail

or maybe Colombia?

[Whovian]

20. Darn! You beat me to it.

But I can't imagine her having a secret lover unless a lot of cash were involved.

[LibertyLover]

35. Oh so true!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

19. So she went to Argentina to visit her secret lover.

Seems to be the big rage amongst Republican governors these days.

[lonestarnot]

22. Hiking her purse strings and hopefully not her skirt. Crackly old hag licks richie rich ass,

probably Vegas as speculated.

[ChazII]

24. Why do we even care? n/t

[Moonwalk]

32. We care because it's always entertaining, if obscenely easy, to catch--

--obnoxious conservative leaders doing hypocritical, criminal or just stupid things that make their party and supporters look hypocritical, criminal and stupid for having someone so hypocritical, criminal and stupid as a leader.

[lonestarnot]

38. She's spending our dough.

[southernyankeebelle]

26. Well if they are hiking he'd have to have a bag over his head.

[Enrique]

29. "Where in the World is Jan Brewer" n/t

[The_Counsel]

31. ...And Why Would Anyone Actually WANT to Find Her? n/t

.

[thelordofhell]

33. She's visiting her insane son

Or maybe she's talking to the Feds about bilking her son out of his SS benefits.........

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2011/12/07/20111207feds-probed-role-jan-brewer-son-social-security.html

[lonestarnot]

41. How did Mr. Warren die in 1969?

[wendylaroux]

34. She's not in the castle?

with the flying monkeys?

[SummerSnow]

36. I know where she is ...

She went to see her sculpturist

[lonestarnot]

37. 3 weeks on the tax payers' nickles w/o disclosure. Arizona knows how to ruin government for sure.

Where are you Ms. Puggy?

[kentuck]

39. Horseback riding around Superstition Mountain?

Maybe?

[larkrake]

40. Rehab

[WeekendWarrior]

44. I suspect it's medical

Ain't karma a bitch?

[mysuzuki2]

45. Perhaps she is off conferring with her reptilian overlords.

[Nevilledog]

46. She's buggin' PBO

[2naSalit]

47. Perhaps she's

in La Jolla with Ann Romney and their having a "rag-ripping" session, aka a communal temper tantrum by the shore.

I'm sure she just can't bring herself to perform the official duties related to confirming Obama's win so she's off trying to not explode in fits of rage. And after that journalist asked her about climate change and she got all flustered about that... life just isn't going well for her these days. Maybe she'll not come back due to psychological instability, that would be the best outcome for the residents/constituents of the state. Finger-wagging ideology driven hag.

->

[CatWoman]

48. she's just chillin in her crypt

[silvershadow]

49. She is in Afghanistan, according to the latest update from HuffPo. Gawd, she's probably gonna

run in the R primary for POTUS in 16.

[rufus dog]

50. She is off having a bit of a tryst, getting a good boning!

Reports are she checked into a Hotel alone.

[xfundy]

51. She's up Rush's butt.

Many a repig has been lost there. Miles and miles of hiding places.

[Lint Head]

52. Alien abduction.

[LiberalFighter]

53. She's either getting a face lift or sex change operation

[grasswire]

54. plastic surgery

gotta be

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

55. Totally.I can't believe I didn't think of that.

[Hekate]

56. So bummed at Obama's re-election that she's become a hermit?

Though self-deportation (post #1) sounds likely!

[Kurovski]

57. Alcohol rehab is my guess.

And my hope for her. Addiction is a harsh mister.