North Korea Launches Fragrance - Posted by Andy Borowitz
North Korea Launches Fragrance
Posted by Andy Borowitz
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)North Korean leader Kim Jong-un surprised Korea-watchers today by abruptly cancelling his nations controversial rocket test and launching a fragrance instead.
The dictators signature fragrance, called Number Un, could be on store shelves in time for Christmas, according to the Korean Central News Agency.
The decision to launch a fragrance rather than a rocket shows a kind of realism that has been rare in the Kim family, said North Korea expert Dr. Hiroshi Kyosuke, of the University of Tokyo.
I think Kim Jong-un most likely said to himself, Given how badly my last rocket did, maybe Ill just launch a fragrance, he said.
The official North Korean announcement offered this description of the new fragrance: Number Un deliriously combines the sweet smells of North Koreas native unicorns with the irresistible aroma of our Dear Leader himself. This holiday season, every kiss begins with Kim Jong-un.
Photograph by Xinhua News Agency/Eyevine.
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