congress arrested for being most prolific killers in nation's history

[niyad]

12.05.12 - 2:43 PM
Congress Arrested For Being the Most Prolific Killers In Nation’s History

by Abby Zimet

In a stunning but long overdue move, authorities have arrested all 535 members of Congress on 23.3 million separate charges of manslaughter, saying they are responsible for "the deaths of millions of Americans at various times and in various locations since the late 18th century." If convicted, they collectively face over 800 million years in prison. Obviously, they all pleaded innocent. From The Onion.

“From providing substandard health care to American citizens; to poor regulation of potentially lethal products such as cigarettes, assault weapons, and various pharmaceuticals; to embroiling the nation in numerous foreign wars, the case against Congress is really about as airtight as it gets.”

http://www.commondreams.org/further/2012/12/05-0

[6spokewheels]

1. the shag is up....

If only.

From The Onion to God's ears.

[niyad]

2. indeed--and welcome to DU

[6spokewheels]

3. thank you

Have lurked since forever, it seems. Glad to finally jump-in.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

4. Hey, it only matters if a black man or a foreigner kills an American. Otherwise, die a cruel death

and the "patriots" don't give a crap.

[cali]

5. damn but this is a moronic piece of dog shit.

it doesn't get much stupider than this.