Do you know what happens when the ancient Mayan calendar ends?

[cthulu2016]

Last edited Fri Dec 7, 2012, 12:37 AM - Edit history (1)

Ancient Mayan civilization comes to an end.

Let me know when the internet malcontent calendar runs out and I'll start caring.

[LiberalLoner]

1. I was born under the sign of Kame...endings are good for me anyhow...

[davekriss]

2. Yup I know, seen it in TV

I learned by watching a commercial where, when the calendar ends, we all drift off into space.

Right? That's what's going to happen?

[Vox Moi]

3. Easy ....

... It starts all over again.
The Maya were all about cycles. Not endings.
You can start not caring now ... It's only the odometer.

[cherokeeprogressive]

4. The Mayan calendar ended because they ran out of room on the rock. n/t

[Squinch]

5. And didn't archeologists find another Mayan calendar a year or two ago that goes on for centuries?

Imagine the embarassment: "Shoot. We were looking at the wrong calendar."

[AndyTiedye]

6. I Like This Theory

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

7. The Mayan Calendar ends because many things happen together...

That the Mayans just couldn't comprehend

Somewhere, someone finally realizes the true deep hidden meaning of the Great Gatsby (My vote is that Gatsby is really a whale. I say he is an Orca and the light on the dock is helping guide him in and out of the harbor )

The 777th Toad of the 777th generation of that kind of toad grows human like awareness and realizes that they are simply living out a real-world game of Frogger

KFC will begin their plan on breeding Super Chickens so as to take over the world

Obama wins his second term

Pope Ratfinger joins twitter

Elvis sends 'Season's Greetings' from his home-world (Ok, the Mayans probably already knew about this one)

and more than can be listed by me I'm sure (I would like to see what other items people can think of for this list)

[Douglas Carpenter]

8. the world comes to an end - so be sure to max out your credit cards before the 21st

[bluestate10]

9. Mayan calendar conspiracists will STFU. nt

[doc03]

10. The History and the Discovery channels will have to go

back to hunting Bigfoot and prowling around Area 51.